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The 2014 MTV VMA nominees, and PCP’s picks.

You guys, it’s almost time once again for my third favourite award show of the year, the MTV VMAs. If for some reason you’re interested in my award show hierarchy, it goes like this:

  1. Academy Awards: The pinnacle of glamour and A-listers.
  2. Emmy Awards: I watch too much TV.
  3. MTV VMAs: The outfits, the controversy, the performances. The VMAs never fails to deliver (except for those years in between 2007-2013 when the only two memorable moments were “I’ma let you finish and the time Gaga hung herself on stage)
  4. Golden Globes: Sort of a B-List version of 1 and 2.
  5. Billboard Music Awards/Grammys/American Music Awards: Just whatever has the best performances that year, really.

Anyway, before we really get into the obsessive corners of my brain where you get to see just how much time I spend thinking about things like this, let’s run through the nominees and see who’s up for what this year.

Iggy Azalea ft. Charli XCX – “Fancy”
Beyoncé ft. JAY Z – “Drunk In Love”
Pharrell Williams – “Happy”
Sia – “Chandelier”
Miley Cyrus – “Wrecking Ball”

Britney Spears excited gif in the zone and out all night

Fancy to win everything, to be honest. That video is ***Flawless. Also, I definitely don’t want anything Uncle Terry has had his grubby paws on winning, so that knocks Wrecking Ball out of the running, Drunk in Love is just Bey and Jay chillin’ on a beach not doing much, and I actually don’t think I’ve seen the video for Happy but Pharrell’s hat has had enough attention this year. I’d be happy enough if Chandelier won but that’s really more because I’m a fan of Maddie from Dance Moms, rather than Sia.

Eminem – “Bezerk”
Drake ft. Majid Jordan – “Hold On (We’re Going Home)”
Childish Gambino – “3005″
Kanye West – “Black Skinhead”
Wiz Khalifa – “We Dem Boyz”

J Law dead loves it excited gif

Literally because I’m like, Amanda-Bynes-level obsessed with Drake’s album Nothing was the Same, it’s so, so, SO good, and I want it to win every-damn-thing.

Pharrell Williams – “Happy”
John Legend – “All Of Me”
Ed Sheeran ft. Pharrell – “Sing”
Sam Smith – “Stay With Me”
Eminem ft. Rihanna – “Monster”

Me when that drum beat really kicks in toward the end of the song:

J Law dancing American Hustle gif

This GIF actually works incredibly well with the part of the song that I’m talking about if you line up RiRi’s yodel with J Law’s shimmy.

Iggy Azalea ft. Charli XCX – “Fancy”
Beyoncé – “Partition”
Lorde – “Royals”
Ariana Grande ft. Iggy Azalea – “Problem”
Katy Perry ft. Juicy J – “Dark Horse”

Rihanna yes nodding gif

Literally take all of the awards, Iggy.

Pharrell Williams – “Happy”
Iggy Azalea ft. Charli XCX – “Fancy”
Jason Derulo ft. 2 Chainz – “Talk Dirty”
Ariana Grande ft. Iggy Azalea – “Problem”
Avicii ft. Aloe Blacc – “Wake Me Up”

Mila Kunis lol yes gif

I mean it.

Imagine Dragons – “Demons”
Arctic Monkeys – “Do I Wanna Know”
The Black Keys – “Fever”
Lorde – “Royals”
Linkin Park – “Until It’s Gone”

Best Rock: Lorde. Lol wut?

project runway what lol wut gif

Sam Smith – “Stay With Me”
5 Seconds of Summer  -”She Looks So Perfect”
Charli XCX – “Boom Clap”
Schoolboy Q – “Man Of The Year”
Fifth Harmony – “Miss Movin On”

Lucy Hale PLL Pretty Little Liars eyebrow raise gif

And what do I do if I don’t care about any of them? This is so awkies. Should I care about any of them? Let me know if I should.

Beyoncé ft. JAY Z – “Drunk In Love”
Ariana Grande ft. Iggy Azalea – “Problem”
Pitbull ft. Ke$ha – “Timber”
Chris Brown ft. Lil Wayne and Tyga – “Loyal”
Eminem ft. Rihanna – “Monster”
Katy Perry ft. Juicy J – “Dark Horse”

Britney dancing booty shake gif Onyx Hotel tour Boom Boom

I have no idea how Problem managed to score so many VMA nominations. The song is killer but the video is average as fuck tbqh.

DJ Snake & Lil Jon – “Turn Down For What”
Zedd ft. Hayley Williams – “Stay the Night”
Calvin Harris – “Summer”
Martin Garrix – “Animal”
Disclosure – “Grab Her!”

Beyonce lol wut gif

“Clubland Award” what are these titles though?

Angel Haze ft. SIA – “Battle Cry“
Avicii – “Hey Brother”
Beyoncé – “Pretty Hurts”
J. Cole ft. TLC – “Crooked Smile”
Kelly Rowland – “Dirty Laundry”
David Guetta f/ Mikky Ekko – “One Voice”

Mindy Kaling Lahiri Project perfect gif

30 Seconds to Mars – “City of Angels”
Beyoncé – “Pretty Hurts”
Arcade Fire – “Afterlife”
Gesaffelstein – “Hate or Glory”
Lana Del Rey – “West Coast”

Leo Leonardo DiCaprio catch me if you can absolutely gif yes agreement

Eminem – “Rap God”
MGMT – “Your Life is a Lie”
Zedd  ft. Hayley Williams -”Stay the Night”
Beyoncé – “Pretty Hurts”
Fitz and The Tantrums – “The Walker”

karen Walker pretend to care will and grace gif megan mullally

Sia – “Chandelier”
Beyoncé – “Partition”
Usher – “Good Kisser”
Michael Jackson f/Justin Timberlake – “Love Never Felt So Good”
Jason Derulo f/2Chainz – “Talk Dirty”
KIESZA – “Hideaway”

Beyonce Yonce clap gif

Yeaaaaaaas gurl.

DJ Snake & Lil Jon – “Turn Down For What”
OK Go  – “The Writing’s On the Wall”
Miley Cyrus – “Wrecking Ball”
Beyoncé – “Pretty Hurts”
Eminem ft. Rihanna – “The Monster”

Lucy Hale PLL dancing excitement gif

DJ Snake & Lil Jon – “Turn Down For What”
Iggy Azalea ft. Charli XCX – “Fancy”
Eminem – “Rap God”
Arcade Fire – “Reflektor”
Tyler, The Creator – “Tamale”

Iggy Azalea hbic gif

DJ Snake & Lil Jon – “Turn Down For What”
OK Go – “The Writing’s On the Wall”
Disclosure – “Grab Her!”
Eminem – “Rap God”
Jack White – “Lazaretto”

Stassi Schroeder whatever gif

Visual effects? I don’t know, I have no opinion on this.


To summarise: Beyoncé or Eminem and Rihanna should win everything that Iggy’s not nominated for.


2-rihanna-twerking gif dancing


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