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Iconic Moments in History: Paris Hilton writes a song about her feud with former BFF Nicole Richie.

Hey boos, welcome to my new PCP series: Iconic Moments in History, where we get to relive the scandals, the outfits, and the moments in pop culture that gave us life in the past. Join me on this walk down trash culture’s memory lane, won’t you?

Okay, so you may have heard that Paris Hilton is in the midst of a musical comeback. Last year she released “Good Time,” and just this week, she released the follow up single called “Come Alive,” which really needs to be seen to be believed, because Paris is serving up some Barbie Mariposa realness for us with this one:

 

I know I’m getting really sidetracked here, but damn her videos are well-produced. So SHINY! Also her make-up and nails are so on point. Ugh I’m getting sucked in, I need to stop watching this and get this post back on track. Heeeere we go.

The year is 2005, and following a long line of rumours and suspicion, Paris Hilton confirms that she is no longer friends with Nicole Richie, her BFF since she was two years old. At the time, she said:

“It’s no big secret that Nicole and I are no longer friends. Nicole knows what she did, and that’s all I’m ever going to say about it.”

Rumour has it that Nicole invited all their friends around to her house for a screening of Paris’ sex tape.

In 2006, Paris released her debut album, and hidden between hits like “Stars Are Blind” and “Nothing in This World” (which is actually a really great song), was a little gem called “Jealousy,” co-written by Paris and a very obvious jab at Nicole. Here it is:

 

If for some reason you can’t watch the video, like if you’re at work, or if you have higher standards for your eardrums than I do, here are the lyrics:

I thought you were my best friend
I felt we’d be together ’til the end
You’re not the girl I once knew
Tell me where she is ’cause she’s not you

You used to be that shoulder
That shoulder I could lean on through it all
But now it’s getting colder
There’s no love between these walls

Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
It’s such an evil thing to watch someone have
Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
Nobody wins when you’re full of envy

La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

I was always happy
When I was watchin’ you become a star
But you were only happy
When the world was openin’ up my scars

And now I’m like the devil
Well if I am, then what does that make you?
You sold yourself your own fame
You’d still never walk a day in my shoes

Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
It’s such a thing to watch someone
Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
Nobody wins when you’re full of envy

La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

[Spoken:]
I only wanted what was best for you
Everything I did, I did because I cared
So how did all the good between us turn so bad?
Maybe someday we’ll get back, what we had

Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
It’s such an evil thing to watch someone like you
Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
It’s such an evil thing to watch someone like you
Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy
It’s such an evil thing to watch someone like you
Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy (Jealousy)
Nobody wins when you’re full of envy

La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Kyle Richards OMG gif

Awwww shieeeeet!

Bitch got served!

While we’re on the topic of Paris and Nicole, remember how Nicole was the best part of The Simple Life? Well, her new reality show #CandidlyNicole starts today, it looks hilarious and I’m there for it. Here’s the trailer, get around it:

 

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James Franco, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Beyoncé and more! The week in celebrity social media.

Lindsay may have relapsed and she’s having some 2006-era drama with Paris and Barron Hilton.

Get to know the cast of your new favourite reality show, ‘Rich Kids of Beverly Hills’.

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