You know, all this time I’ve been blogging, I’ve never covered the Logies, and you know what? We’ve all been missing out, because it is a HOT MESS of sparkles, sequins, and plunging necklines that push the boundaries of what constitutes as indecent exposure. Sounds fun, right? Let’s get into it.
When I look at this photo of Chris Brown, I like to imagine he’s imitating Jean-Ralphio’s ‘the wooOOooorrrssssst!’ tune, but singing it about himself. If you’re unfamiliar with Parks and Recreation, this is what I’m talking about:
Chris Brown is the wooOOoooorst. He is the worst person in the world. He’s worse than Farrah Abraham, who I’ve also used this clip for in the past, but that’s just because I was taking a little mental-health hiatus from talking about Breezy. The injustice of him getting away with probation violations time and time and time again gets me all riled up, and then I have an uncomfortable amount of opinions and energy and no one in my real life cares enough about it to listen to me rant for as long as I feel is necessary. It’s a whole big thing. But today? Today is a beautiful day.
Oh, Bieber. Honestly, it’s like he has a yearly quota of ridiculous, ignorant missteps to fulfil. The ‘I don’t know the word German’ thing, the ‘sixteenth chapel’ thing, the ‘I hope Anne Frank would’ve been a Belieber’ thing, and now this.
Okay, so you know those times when you’re driving in a city you’re unfamiliar with, and you see a beautiful building, so you pull over, and without asking the simple question ‘what is this building for?’ you just draw your own conclusions, snap a quick shot of you in front of the building, and insta dat shit before you’re even back in the car? Well, Bieber does. Read more
Let’s talk about Lindsay’s miscarriage bombshell, the sex list and how Kode magazine claimed she was drinking vodka during an interview.
So the two-hour finale episode of Lindsay aired on Sunday night in the States, and during the episode, Lindsay was asked to reflect on her time filming the
reality show docu-series. Lindsay had a lot to say about the filming process and also revealed that she had suffered a miscarriage while filming. Let’s discuss.
Eminem and Rihanna ruled the MTV Movie Awards even though The Monster has nothing to do with movies.
Another year, another MTV Movie Award show. And like all MTV award shows, this one is comprised of a bunch of meaningless awards (‘Best WTF Moment’, ‘Best Kiss’, etc etc etc I am side-eyeing all of them) handed to questionable winners, with a red carpet packed with no-names, has-beens, and 400 variations of what I have dubbed ‘Selena Gomez party dress’. Conan O’Brien hosted this year and RiRi performed with Eminem, so let’s talk about this year’s MTV Movie Awards!
Most of the time when we see Leo, he’s looking suave on red carpets or in photoshoots, the very picture of professionalism and composure. Sure, every now and then there are candids of him wandering around with whatever piece Victoria’s Secret has sent him (he has a yearly subscription. Sort of like a beauty box for modelisers), but even then, they’re mostly just attending basketball games or whatever. But today? Today is different.
Here’s a video of Leonardo DiCaprio getting down to MGMT at Coachella. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
Remember last year when Amanda Bynes was spending her days calling people ugly, getting kicked out of the gym for acting insane, inviting cops into her home to watch her destroy evidence in front of them, following that up by accusing them of ‘slapping her vagina,’ and then going across America, only to set herself on fire while trying to camp out in the driveway of a retirement village? Yeah, me too.
Were any of us surprised when she got her ass 5150-ed? Well, to be honest, I sort of was because there was a part of me that thought she was trolling for fun and/or attention, but then there were multiple reports that she was being diagnosed with schizophrenia and I was like ‘okay maybe not, now I feel bad.’ Well, turns out she’s not schizophrenic after all, so maybe I wasn’t that far off the mark.