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Alec Baldwin talks Shia LaBeouf in an essay retiring from public life. ALEC BALDWIN IS NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE.

These fuckers. Honestly. Alec Baldwin is angry at about nine hundred and thirty six different things and has penned a long, rambling essay for NY Mag about how he’s ‘retiring from public life’. Because that’s a thing that you can do, that you have control over. As if by saying that, that TMZ and all the other paparazzi will no longer recognise him or be interested in him. They’ll see him in the streets and be like ‘isn’t that Alec Baldwin?’ and the response will be ‘who? Oh. Yeah. It is. But don’t take any photos, he is not famous anymore.

So okay, let’s talk about it.

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Rihanna, James Franco, Nicole Richie and Lorde. The week in celebrity social media.

 

A few things:

1) I love that James Franco is the smartest motherfucker out there and he still types like that.

2) Look at Rihanna literally modelling the fuck outta every single one of her Instagram pics. Love it.

3) I adore how much Nicole Richie stans for Britney, from the Simple Life days to today.

4) What is Nina Dobrev’s deal copyrighting all her Instagram photos? Gurl you are not even that big a deal compared to some of these other folks.

5) Lorde doesn’t seem like she’d fit in with Kiernan Shipka and Taylor Swift, but here we are.

6) Harry Styles needs to stop posting photos of Lego slippers and get to posting some selfies.

7) My heart dropped for a second when I saw Chris Brown’s photo because I thought he was in Aspen with Rihanna and we were back on that merry go round. I’m ecstatic that this is not the case.

8) Lena Dunham, your jumper is the worst thing ever. It’s disgusting.

9) Aziz Ansari and Retta’s friendship makes me so happy.

10) That sign at Eminem in NZ is fantastic and I’m going to be thinking that when I sing along in my head over the next few weeks.

 

COUNTDOWN TO THE OSCARS STARTS NOW EVERYONE.

 

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The 2014 BAFTA awards red carpet and winners.

 

And the winners were…

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Miley Cyrus, Lucy Hale, Kim Kardashian, Channing Tatum and more! The week in celebrity social media.

 

A few things:

1) Franco can be my Valentine any day.

2) Miley had better bring the Bangerz tour to Australia because I’m DYING to see that spectacle.

3) I had no idea Demi Lovato and Lucy Hale were friends and I’m totally into it.

4) A thousand roses from Yeezy for Valentine’s Day to makes up for the thousand times he’s been an asshole this week?

5) Poor Lindsay. Reliving her glory days by hanging out with the no name cast members of Mean Girls. I’m second hand embarrassed for her to be honest.

6) Kendall Jenner is in Vogue? You guys, someone needs to find Anna Wintour right now and check that Kris Jenner doesn’t have her locked in the Kardashian’s basement with a gun pointed at her or something.

7) Channing, the only thing you need to write into Magic Mike 2 is more shirtless dancing to slutty music.

8) I’m seeing Eminem this week and I’m very excited about it. I’m equally as excited because I’m coming off some medication I’ve been on for months and that means I can have my first gin in months. I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about drinking my first Hendricks since August of last year in this past week. More time than I’ve spent being excited to see Eminem, at least.

9) Fuck Lena Dunham and her stupid fucking ironic quotation marks. Fuck her right off.

10) Troian Bellisario and Patrick J Adams are definitely my celeb couple of the moment.

 

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So Kristen Stewart is a poet now, because of course she is.

Kristen Stewart is on the cover of Marie Claire this month, and in the interview, she decided to share a poem that she wrote while on a road trip through Texas. It’s called ‘My Heart is a Wiffle Ball/Freedom Pole.’

Lucy Hale PLL Pretty Little Liars eyebrow raise gif

 

Let’s have a look, yeah?

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Shia LaBeouf is still behaving like a fuckwit.

So in case you’re not up to date on your trainwrecks, Shia LaBeouf is the new Amanda Bynes (… in my opinion). That is, he is completely bonkers and the one to watch this year for 5150s, arrests, bong throwings, driveway fires etc. He’s currently at the Berlin International Film Festival to promote his latest film Nymphomaniac, which is directed by fellow-trainwreck-slash-Nazi-sympathiser Lars von Trier. So. Let’s talk about what Shia’s been up to, yeah?

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Mindy Kaling, Miley Cyrus, BeyoncĂ©, Kendall Jenner, the cast of Pretty Little Liars and more! The week in celebrity social media.

 

A few things:

1) I will definitely be reading BJ Novak’s book. I sincerely hope that it ends with something along the lines of ‘and then I got back together with Mindy Kaling and we lived happily ever after’ because you guys, I don’t even know them and it sort of kills me that they’re not together. Also Mindy looks really pretty here.

2) Miley looks flawless.

3) Aw, RiRi looks so cute, this was one of my faaaaave photoshoots.

4) Queen Stassi Schroeder from Vanderpump Rules is literally my fave bitch of all time right now. Like if you watch it tweet me because we should talk about how good this fucking show is.

5) Kendall and Kylie are really the Mary-Kate and Ashley of their generation, aren’t they? Kendall’s photo of the Steve Madden shoot is great. Love it.

6) Dayum MiMi dat dress!

7) OMFG a black and while Pretty Little Liars episode. They all look flawless (except Paige and that’s more because she fucking sucks and I hate her character and I was hoping that A had killed her and no one noticed because she SUUUUUUUUUUCKS). I am so excited!

8) Um… does Snoop Dogg not recognise the Queen? Like the ACTUAL fucking Queen, not like Queen Stassi?

9) Is it just me or is Gisele kind of a pretentious fuckhead? Like I get headaches looking at her Instagram from eye rolling so hard.

10) I ship Troian Bellisario and Patrick J Adams’ relationship as hard as I’m shipping Bey and Jay right now, but not as hard as I would ship Mindy and BJ if they got back together.

 

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Okay, let’s talk about Dylan Farrow’s allegations against Woody Allen.

So let me start by saying that based on a lot of comments I’ve seen online recently, my opinion is very, very unpopular. Nearly all the comments I’ve seen have been people who have a sketchy grasp on what happened between Woody and Soon-Yi back in ’92 and are happy to jump on board the ‘Woody is the new Polanski’ lynch mob. Now, I love a good lynching as much as the next guy, but let’s make sure we’ve got the right guy first, yeah?

I’ve written before about Mia and Ronan Farrow’s vendetta against Woody, but it seems that his winning the Cecile B. Demille award at the Golden Globes has set everything off again. Dylan Farrow, one of Woody and Mia’s adopted children, wrote this open letter detailing the alleged abuse she suffered at Woody’s hands.

Here’s where my opinion gets really unpopular.

I kind of don’t think it happened, hey.

Okay, there it is. That part’s done. If you’re reading, let’s continue on and I’ll explain why. Also, if this all comes to a head and it turns out that it DID happen, my God I will feel like a piece of shit. But as it is, this is how I feel about all this.

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Bruno Mars performed better than the Broncos but that’s not saying much, really.

So if you’ve been following PCP for awhile, you’ll remember that I covered the SuperBowl last year because BeyoncĂ© was performing and it was all very exciting and glamourous, and although I had very little idea what was going on, I picked a team, texted my friends who follow NFL a gazillion questions like ‘hello how many tries do they get to make those ten yards please?’ and the team that I picked, the Baltimore Ravens, came out victorious in a game that was very exciting and nervewracking. It was the first time in my entire life that I have understood why sports are a thing that people find entertaining. I decided then that I would follow the SuperBowl annually.

Well, this year was a very different experience. Let’s talk about it.

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