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Beyonce is a Coney Island Queen and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: August 31, 2013.

 

 

– Hayden Panettiere’s 250 pound Ukranian boxer boyfriend almost sank her jet ski. [GossipCop]

– Suri Cruise broke her arm! Probably while trying to wrestle something fugly out of Katie Holmes’ clutches to avoid the embarrassment of having to be seen in public with her. [TMZ]

– Robin Thicke put his hand all up in some woman’s butt after the VMAs. [Dlisted]

– Justin Timberlake defended Miley’s VMA performance, compared it to Britney’s 2000 performance. [Idolator]

– Timbaland is working on the new Michael Jackson album. Yes, you read that right. [Idolator]

– The greatest moments in the history of parenting. [BuzzFeed]

– Lamar Odom crashed his car a few days before his DUI arrest. Oh yeah, he got arrested for DUI. [TMZ, TMZ]

– Charisma Carpenter describes fighting off a serial rapist when she was 22. [TooFab]

– Lady Gaga and Azealia Banks are fighting over who gets to be a mermaid, because apparently they’re 7 years old. [GossipCop]

– Katy Perry talks about Prism. [Idolator]

– Harry Styles thinks twerking is ‘inappropriate’. Uh huh, and that’s why you do it all the time, right Harry? [ONTD]

– The greatest things that could ever possibly happen to you. [BuzzFeed]

– The best of Olivia Wilde’s Reddit AMA. [UpRoxx]

– Stars at the Venice Film Festival. [GossipCop]

– The racist got kicked out of Big Brother and grilled about how racist she is. [Dlisted]

– The funniest celebrity tweets of the week. [PopSugar]

– K Stew went topless for Balenciaga. [GossipCop]

– Sparkles wants a French girlfriend. [Celebitchy]

– Everything we know and everything we’re still wondering about Orange is the New Black season 2. [Vulture]

– Big Sean discusses his unfinished Eminem collaboration. [Idolator]

– Someone has been attributing Hitler, Bin Laden and Stalin quotes to Taylor Swift on Pinterest. Ha! [UpRoxx]

– Highlights from the #FrancoRoast. [GossipCop]

– Drake covers Billboard magazine. [ONTD]

– Farrah Abraham is a spectacular actress. [Dlisted]

 

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Miley Cyrus grabs her crotch in the photoshoot for BANGERZ and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: August 29 + 30, 2013.

Jon Lajoie wrote a song about Miley Cyrus’ VMA performance, and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: August 28, 2013.

Anna Kendrick covers GQ and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: August 22 – 24, 2013.

You need to see Gwyneth Paltrow’s ridiculous Boss Jour ads, and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: August 20 + 21, 2013.

The week in celebrity social media and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: August 17-19, 2013.

 

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