Beyonce is a Coney Island Queen and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: August 31, 2013.
Reports have been swirling that the marriage of Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom is in “crisis” (TMZ’s word choice. Divas.) and it’s not because he’s been fucking other chicks, but rather, because he’s been heavily addicted to crack for the last two years.
I am still not over that name, to be honest. Like, there’s really no two ways about it. It’s dumb. It’s a dumb name. Don’t worry, I’m sure the directional baby will agree with me as soon as she’d old enough to comprehend what her parents have done to her. But that’s not why we’re here today. Kanye gave Kris Jenner his first interview since Kim gave birth, and he talked about parenthood and paparazzi, mostly, so let’s talk about what he had to say!
The Internet decided to teach me a lesson about patience being a virtue this week, and I’m not going to lie to you guys, I hated every second of it. But on Wednesday I finally got to watch the Oprah-LiLo sit down interview that we’ve all been waiting for, and there’s a lot to talk about, so settle in!
Wait, so did you guys know that Avril Lavigne still had a career? I’ve been so busy preparing for the POPOCALYPSE that’s happening at the end of the year when Britney, Rihanna, Miley, Katy and Gaga all release new music (that is in my order of preference, obvi) that I kind of forgot about Mrs Kroeger. And looking at this video, it appears I haven’t been missing much except the embarrassing decline of Billy Zane’s career. Check out the ridiculous video below and then we’ll talk about it, yeah?