And by that, what I mean is obviously an entitled, arrogant bitch with an overinflated sense of self-worth. Click below to watch her latest encounter with the paparazzi, where she calls the photographer a ‘fuck face’ who ‘doesn’t deserve to breathe the same air as [her].’
Katy Perry covers Elle UK and was a bitch to K-Stew, the first teaser for Homeland season 3, a couple of quick LiLo updates, and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: July 30, 2013.
Here’s the only important part from the interview: “I sent [Kristen Stewart] a text message saying: ‘I know you’ve seen all this stuff but you know I would never disrespect you. I’m not that person. I’m just trying to be a friend to [Robert Pattinson] but it is unfortunate that I do have a set of tits.’” DAYUM. Read more at Celebitchy.
Lindsay Lohan is going to guest host Chelsea Lately on August 5th. She’s due out of rehab any day now, and will be hosting the show next week, apparently, which will include interviewing other celebs and running a roundtable discussion. Aw, I know I shouldn’t get my hopes up but I really do want her to do well. I’m a sucker, sue me. Also, TMZ says that she’s planning to cut 80 people from her friendship circle when she leaves rehab, and apparently after she finishes her program she’ll hang around for a few more days in a lower-level sober living house before moving back to NYC, because she’s worried about the temptations she’ll face back in socirty. Go gurl, get dat sobriety. Meanwhile, Dina Lohan showed up uninvited to the NYC premiere of The Canyons and was a huge bitch to everyone, apparently. [TMZ, Celebitchy]
The director’s cut of Miley Cyrus’ ‘We Can’t Stop’ video is even more provocative than the original.
Miley has just released the director’s cut edit of her sexy and bizarre music video for ‘We Can’t Stop’, featuring cut scenes and more ridiculousness than the first. Click below to watch the new version, to read my thoughts on it, and to check out some sweet screenshots of her butt.
Britney and her sons stole the show at the ‘Smurfs 2’ premiere and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: July 29, 2013.
Here are some videos of my beloved Awkwardney gracing the blue carpet with her presence (and sons). The second video makes mea little sad because it’s pretty clear that she’s really uncomfortable with exposing her kids to a gazillion photographers screaming at the top of their lungs, especially when SP appears to hate the attention as much as her.
Well this is certainly a change of pace for the increasingly gangsta Miss Miley Cyrus. In a new clip released to YouTube on Sunday, Miley can be heard covering ‘On My Own’ from Les Misérables. Although it’s not clear where the audio has come from, the picture that accompanies the audio implies that it was intended to be a part of 2012’s “Backyard Sessions” recordings, which also included covers of ‘Jolene‘, ‘Lilac Wine‘ and ‘Look What They’ve Done To My Song‘. Click below to check it out!
Okay, so let’s start with the most important news of this entire post, which is that MICHAEL LOHAN TWEETED ME LAST NIGHT and I got far, far too excited about it.
You guys KNOW how much I love Michael Lohan. He is the single most entertaining celebrity dad I have ever encountered, even if he does call TMZ every time Dina gets drunk and fucks everything up, and even if this, this, and this happened. It’s totes in the past now, y’all. Let’s kick this post off with MiLo’s latest encounter with TMZ, yes?
The judge extended Amanda Bynes’ stay at the psych ward, denied Amanda’s parents a temporary conservatorship (for now).
Amanda Bynes will continue undergoing psychiatric evaluation for the next fortnight, as the judge ruled in favour of the doctors treating her. They argued that they needed another two weeks to properly diagnose her, as she is reported to have a ‘severe mental illness with schizophrenic tendencies’, and that releasing before reaching a proper diagnosis could pose a danger to herself and others.