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Nick Stahl got arrested again, the week in celebrity social media, and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: June 29 + 30, 2013.

 

Poor Nick Stahl. All jokes aside, his trainwreck is just really depressing because it always seems like he’s trying to sort his shit out, but there’s obviously a lot going on with him that we don’t know about.

After being placed under a 5150 psychiatric evaluation, TMZ caught up with him the other day and he seemed like he was doing okay again, saying that it was good, and that he’d been put in hospital because of ‘stress’ and ‘life issues’ but he hoped that things were looking up.

And then he got arrested in a Hollywood motel with three other people. Allegedly they were all doing meth. Hopefully Nick’s reaching his bottom and will get the help he needs now.

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PopCulturePerversion’s OFFICIAL “Amanda Bynes’ Ugly List”. Updated July 20, 2013 Macklemore, a paparazzo, a girl who works at the Ritz-Carlton, and more Drake insults.

Are you finding it hard to keep up with everyone Amanda Bynes calls ugly? Never fear, loyal reader. I got you. Here is a comprehensive list of everyone deemed ugly by the Princess of PCP herself, flawless beauty queen Amanda Bynes. You’re so welcome.

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Keeping up with Miley’s ‘We Can’t Stop’ promo tour, two new clips from ‘Skins: Fire’, and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: June 28, 2013.

Miley’s been all over the place doing promo for her new single ‘We Can’t Stop’, wearing all kinds of outfits that look like she ransacked RiRi’s closet, and to be honest, I’m kind of loving it. Here he is on JimKim, performing ‘We Can’t Stop’ and ‘Fall Down’, with will.i.am:

 

Her JimKim interview:

 

Here she is performing the same songs on ‘Good Morning America’:

 

And here’s the interview from her ‘GMA’ appearance, where she’s asked if there are wedding bells in the air for her. She replies ‘well, I’m wearing a ring, sooo… ‘

 

 

General thoughts on these performances:

– I know she’s getting a lot of shit for her outfit choices, but I kind of like them. Her make up is looking flawless at the moment, too. I’m all about that.

– For someone who had laryngitis last week, she sounds pretty fucking good.

– She’s definitely not singing ‘dancing with Miley’, is she? Like there’s really no doubt in my mind that she’s saying ‘Molly’… but I don’t care. She’s taken a page out of my homegirl Britney’s playbook. Like, okay, let’s all pretending that you’re saying ‘thug’, not ‘fuck’. Whatever lets me play it at work, Britters.

– I’m really digging this new ‘give no fucks’ era of Miley Cyrus. She seems like a cool chick.

 

Finally, in other Miley news, she tweeted this to her father the other day:

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This is Dylis Cromin, she starred with Miley’s dad in the Broadway production of ‘Chicago’ last year, and if this tweet is anything to go by, Miley believes that Billy Ray cheated on her mother with her. She has since deleted the tweet, though.

 

And now, two new clips from Effy’s ‘Skins: Fire’ episode. Not long now!

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Here are some photos that are DEFINITELY NOT of Amanda Bynes. Also, guess who’s still ugly, and why I’m skeptical about her breakdown.

SURPRISEEEEEE! It’s Drake. Click through to read what horribly inappropriate things she has to say about her crush/nemesis(?) today, and to see some MOCKED UP photos of not Amanda.

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Emma Watson covers Teen Vogue and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: June 25 – 27, 2013.

 

One thing about Emma Watson: She has never been arrested. Nor, so far as anyone knows, has she ever eloped, been kicked off a movie set, or unleashed an angry rant on Twitter. Under normal circumstances, none of this would be particularly noteworthy. But Emma, 23, doesn’t live under normal circumstances, and she hasn’t for a very long time. Instead, the Paris-born, Oxford-raised actress is a self-made young Hollywood success, and more to the point, she is exceedingly famous thanks to a decision she made when she was only nine (and, of course, the dozen-odd years of hard work that followed).

“I think, in a way, I was very protected during Harry Potter, because I was working all the time,” Emma muses, taking a sip of tea. Dressed in a pair of dusky gray jeans, two layered cotton T-shirts, and a chic black blazer, she’s sitting in the corner of a posh but deserted hotel restaurant on Manhattan’s Upper East Side, open just so we can conduct the interview for her fourth Teen Vogue cover. “I would get in the car, go to the studio, and go home,” she says. Whenever possible, she continued to attend school and hang out with her childhood friends.

As a result, Emma explains, it took an improbably long time for her to understand how unusual her existence had become. It wasn’t until she enrolled at Brown University, in 2009, that she began to grasp the enormity of her renown. “It sounds stupid,” she admits, “or completely unbelievable, but that was when I really realized that I was famous. There are still days when I deal with it horribly and there are days when I deal with it really well.” She felt as though everything had been “turned upside down.”

It throws her latest role into sharp relief: Emma plays Nicki, a fame-hungry would-be reality star, in this summer’s ripped-from-the-headlines crime caper The Bling Ring. Based on the true story of a group of image-obsessed teenage burglars who targeted the homes of Tinseltown’s best dressed, the film, written and directed by Sofia Coppola, offered Emma the opportunity to take on a completely different kind of character: a mildly villainous party girl who’d do almost anything for a taste of the kind of attention Emma’s been dealing with for more than a decade. It also gave her the chance to utter the sure-to-be-timeless line, “Come on, let’s go to Paris’s. I want to rob.” [TeenVogue]

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And now for another quotable Kanye West interview.

You know, I’ve never been THAT interested in Kanye, so until very recently I never had the experience of reading the shit that comes out of his mouth when he does interviews. Last week, I read Vulture’s post on how he was the best interview subject of all time, and I don’t think I’ll ever be able to go back, because he’s too entertaining, and today there’s a whole new batch of crazy to discuss, courtesy of his July issue interview with W magazine. By discuss, what I mean is ‘I’m really glad I reorganised my GIF folder last week because my new system is going to make this post so much easier to respond to’. Let’s do this.

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Movie Monday – June 24, 2013. ‘Drinking Buddies’, ‘Anchorman 2’ and more!

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The ULTIMATE trainwreck post. Amanda Bynes, Lindsay Lohan, Farrah Abraham, Tan Mom, and the triumphant trainwreck return of Lisa Robin Kelly.

So initially, this was going to be a whole bunch of separate posts, but then three of our favourite trainwreck’s stories were connected and basically I just thought ‘fuck it, they can all just hang out together today’ because if I was going to combine three of them it seemed silly to then have to write another two posts that would have the same general tone of ‘these bitches are fucked,’ you know? So strap yourselves in, because you’re about to get a dose of crazy that’s as high as LiLo was in this iconic photograph:

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RiRi blazes it up in Amsterdam, the week in celebrity social media and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: June 23 + 24, 2013.

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Britney Spears’ Shape magazine outtakes, the first photos of Selena Gomez with her baby sister, and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: June 22, 2013.

 

So I get that these Selena photos are totally staged candids, but Selena looks so adorable and so excited that I just couldn’t help it.

Oh, and as an update from my baby Kimye post this morning:

Anna Wintour trolled Kim K and that is why there is a human called North West in the world now …allegedly, and yes, I’m still dying of exhaustion but I am going to bed right now and sooooo happy about it.

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