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The saga of beauty queen Amanda Bynes continues. She told Perez Hilton to kill himself because no one wants to suck his dick, and other tidbits.

To paraphrase Amanda’s nemesis Rihanna: ‘That Amanda reign just won’t let up!’

Okay, let’s start with the court case. TMZ reported that the case is rapidly falling apart due to lack of evidence from the prosecution. Here’s what they’re saying:

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Jon Lajoie (Taco from ‘The League’) started a Kickstarter to ‘make him super rich… Jay-Z rich’, and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: May 30, 2013.

 

This is fantastic, and if it were a real thing, I would FINALLY be able to tell you guys that I met Jon Lajoie. For one thousand dollars.

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Adam Levine and Leonardo DiCaprio both have new lingerie model girlfriends this week.

So last year, Adam Levine got dumped by Victoria’s Secret model Anne V, avoided getting trapped into a marriage with stage 10 clinger Jennifer Love Hewitt, and joined Leonardo DiCaprio’s prestigious pussy posse when he started dating Behati Prinsloo (which remains one of my favourite blog posts that I’ve written to date).

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Listen to Kylie Minogue’s hot new single ‘Skirt’.

Dayummmmmmmm, Kylie!

So Kylie signed with Jay-Z’s Roc Nation recently, and here’s the first single from her upcoming album. It was produced by Nom de Strip and co-written by The Dream, and you guys, it’s fucking hot and you need to listen to it below right now:

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America’s most beautiful plaintiff, Amanda Bynes, hates the ugly Courtney Love and Chrissy Teigen now, and other trainwreck-related delights.

As always, so much has happened since the last time (read: yesterday) I blogged about Amanda that I’m unsure of where to begin, so I’m just going to start with Courtney Love because it’s a serious case of trainwreck vs trainwreck, right?

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Courtney Stodden gets naked for E! and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: May 29, 2013.

Read the interview here.

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Two trainwrecks for the price of one: LiLo and Amanda Bynes updates.

I think I’ll start with Lindsay this morning, because it’s been a little while since we caught up with her, unlike Amanda, who is the current reigning Princess of PCP. I am the Queen, OBVIOUSLY.

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Chris Brown violated his parole again, I’m not getting my hopes up that he’ll be locked up for it.

I feel as though the LAPD are trolling me every time I read that Chris Brown has violated his probation and might go to jail, because we all know that it will never fucking happen. They’ve burned me too many times before for me to believe that this new hit and run investigation will land him in the jail cell he so thoroughly deserves to rot in.

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Lord Disick celebrates his 30th birthday, and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: May 28, 2013.

I may not particularly like the Kardashians, but I’m kind of a huge fan of Scott Disick, mostly because he sometimes seems like he hates them as much, if not more than the rest of them. Plus, he’s a ridiculous diva. Suri Cruise and I can relate, y’know? E! should really get rid of all those bitches and just give Scott his own show, because I would totally watch that.

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James Franco poses for Terry Richardson and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: May 26 + 27, 2013.

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