Trainwreck tidbits from the last few days: Lindsay and Amanda watch 2K13.
Okay, so let’s start with Amanda because she’s dominated the trainwreck race this week.
Apparently InTouch magazine got in contact with a “relative” of Amanda’s, who called the situation “tragic”, saying that
“she’s completely resisting any help that her family wants to give her.”
InTouch says that she’s been living at the W hotel in Times Square for the last month and have seen her wearing a different wig everyday, with one employee saying that they saw her
“curled up in the corner of the gym smoking–with no pants on!”
I mean, let’s take this with a grain of salt, because InTouch, but it’s not an implausible story, really, given her previously documented gym antics. What I wouldn’t give to work at that hotel, though, for real. I am legitimately jealous.
Next, here are all her latest tweets:
What I don’t understand about that last picture is the fact that I was honestly SO convinced that she’d shaved her head because I hadn’t seen her in anything but wigs for months, and now all of a sudden she’s getting hair extensions? Are they attached to a wig? What is happening? I’m so confused, you guys.
Moving on, let’s talk LiLo.
This week, she broke up with her latest boo, the risk-taking Avi Snow. Apparently he figured out that the odds of STD Russian roulette were not in his favour?
Next, the most ridiculous Lilo story I have read in awhile, being that she was helping to plan an intervention for one of her friends/drug dealers/sugar daddies, Vikram Chatwal. Like, LOL WUT?! Like Lindsay Lohan would ever help plan an intervention for someone who she blew for blow and a party invite last year.
In case you’re wondering, he was apparently dumb enough to think that he could just waltz onto a plane with cocaine, weed, heroin, buprenorphine (an opioid), clonazepam (a sedative), alprazolam (Xanax) and lorazepam (muscle relaxants), and ketamine (a horse tranquilizer) on him. Sounds about right for someone who frequents Lindsay Lohan’s inner circle.
Papa MiLo had this to say:
“I hope all the money in the world can’t get him out of this one. After seeing pictures of him in the past partying with Lindsay in the Dream Hotel it scares me to think that he had ketamine in his possession. I can only image what might have or would have happened to Lindsay with a sick person like this. Even worse, after communicating with Dina she has the nerve to actually defend Vikram. Birds of a feather flock together!”
Who will win next week’s trainwreck race?! Such exciting times, y’all.