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Miley Cyrus covers Elle UK and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: April 27, 2013.

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– Miley covers Elle UK. [ONTD!, Idolator]

– Angus T Jones won’t be returning to ‘Two and a Half Men’. No surprises there, right? [GossipCop]

– More details about MTV’s ‘Scream’ series. [PITNB]

– Baz on Leo and Carey’s audition, and listen to a radio rip of Beyonce and Andre 3000’s cover of Amy’s ‘Back to Black’. [ONTD!, ONTD!]

– Adele’s new album is due out mid next year. [Idolator]

– Selena Gomez is being sued by a perfume company. [TMZ]

– Penn Badgley draaaaaagged ‘Gossip Girl’s’ ending. [ONTD!]

– The ‘Vampire Diaries’ spin off ‘The Originals’ has been greenlit. [GossipCop]

– Here’s Gwyneth talking about her pubic hair, more specifically, her 70’s bush. Lovely. [TheSuperficial]

– Aww, look how happy my bb Leo is, basking in the sun. [ONTD!]

– Here’s a collection of shirtless men hanging out on the beach because why the fuck not? [TMZ]

– Justin Bieber posted a photo of Selena cuddling his shirtless bod. [Dlisted]

– Another ‘Dexter’ season 8 preview. [PopSugar]

– Dave Franco and Alison Brie for ‘Funny or Die’. [ONTD!]

– Prince William and Prince Harry heart Batman. THEY’RE JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. [TMZ]

– Fallout from the sorority girl email. [Celebitchy]

– Apparently Harry Styles is dating Kim Stewart. [ONTD!]

– OMG you have to see what Kyle Richards looked like before plastic surgery. Also the other housewives, but OMG Kyle. [ONTD!]

– Cory Monteith is out of rehab. [GossipCop]

– The cops found Quentin Tarantino’s red Chevy from ‘Pulp Fiction’ that was stolen from him 17 years ago. [TMZ]

– Seth Rogen dancing with the Backstreet Boys. [GossipCop]

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Photos from the TIME 100 Gala, ‘Arrested Development’ season 4 character posters, and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: April 25 + 26, 2013.

The ‘Pretty Little Liars’ season 4 cast photos, the stars at the Tribeca film festival, and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: April 23 + 24, 2013.

Reese Witherspoon released an apology for being a huge diva, her and Jim’s mugshots, and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: April 22, 2013.

The week’s celebrity TwitPics and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: April 21, 2013.

Alison Brie does Esquire magazine and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: April 20, 2013.

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Amanda Bynes shaved half her head again, and has started giving interviews. She told InTouch that she is ‘Olsen twins wealthy’.

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“I buzzed half my head like @cassie! No more old photos! This is the new me! I love it!”

God, you guys, you go to the country and don’t stalk Amanda Bynes’ Twitter page for a day or so and so much happens. For a girl who doesn’t have anything much going on except aimlessly wandering the streets and retweeting ridiculous photoshops by her ‘fans’, she lives a pretty hectic life.

Okay, so just recently, Amanda finally admitted that she had shaved her head, supposedly out of necessity when her hairdresser fried her hair with bleach. Then came the golden age of bizarre wigs, before she got long, ratty blonde extensions in. More about those extensions later on. ANYWAY, after going to all the trouble of shaving her head, waiting for it to grow back out, and getting extensions glued back onto her scalp, she’s now shaved half of them off again. She got a Skrillex, basically. Can we just talk about how she looks exactly like Miley Cyrus all of a sudden? Because she definitely does.

Anyway, whatever, that happened.

Aside from that, Amanda started interacting with the media on Twitter, which looked like this:

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[thanks ONTD!]

I really hope all of these interviews happen because I cannot wait. So far, she’s given InTouch Weekly one exclusive. From what I can tell, InTouch’s ‘exclusive’ involved Amanda calling them and saying ‘I have Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen type wealth’, and promptly hanging up, because that is the only quote from her in their article, the rest of which is about her erratic and lavish spending habits, including those hair extensions she got (before she shaved half of them off again), which apparently cost over $11k. InTouch says that her net worth is estimated at $4 million, with no current income, while MK and A’s net worth is over $300 million with income from all their current brands. I suppose if her definition of comparable wealth is ‘we are all millionaires’, then yes, she does have Olsen twins type wealth… For now.

Continuing her vendetta with Complex magazine, she tweeted:

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I don’t have words to accurately describe the feeling I had when I read this, but euphoria is probably as close as I can get. My favourite part is ‘are any of you multi-millionaires? I highly doubt it! Because I’m loaded! Millionaires do things less desperately than average folks like you.’ Also ‘I have so much money that I’m giddy all day, every day.’ I love her, I love her, I love her! If Amanda Bynes called me a filthy peasant-commoner I would love her even more (and she would be right, because I’m broke as shit. Tell your friends about this blog, fo’ real).

Anyway, Complex responded in the only appropriate manner, they asked her to go out with her:

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God, I hope she goes with them, if only because I feel bad for her when I see her posting selfies of herself getting ready for a big night out, knowing that what she’s actually doing is getting high in the red-light district that is her home, with the doors open, hoping someone will wander in and join her.

Finally, I’d like to draw your attention to this blind item from 2010 that a member of ONTD! posted the other day. I’m not saying that I think it’s about Amanda, because I wouldn’t describe Amanda as a young singer (I would describe her as a currently retired eccentric multi-millionaire, for the record)… buuuut Amanda did tweet someone the other day saying she wanted to start a singing career in a few years. I remember it because she tagged Drake in the tweet and I laughed about it because there was no reason for it. Hold on, let me see if I can wade through all the photoshop and find it for y’all…

Here it is:

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I mean… it’s just another piece of the ever-growing puzzle, right?

For now, though, check out the collection of Amanda’s best TwitPics:

Related posts:

Amanda Bynes thinks she’s a lawyer now.

Amanda Bynes is going to sue the ‘ugly Asian editor’ and the ‘ugly woman she met’ at ‘ugly magazine’ Us Weekly.

Look at all the perfection that Amanda Bynes is clogging up my Twitter feed with since she worked out how to retweet.

Amanda Bynes continues to follow in the steps of Britney Spears circa 2007, hires herself a bestie.

You guys, Amanda Bynes’ video is ‘perfection’, and Amanda will be mad at you if you lie and say it’s not.

Photos from the TIME 100 Gala, ‘Arrested Development’ season 4 character posters, and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: April 25 + 26, 2013.

 

 

– Photos from the TIME 100 gala, and watch JimKim’s drunken speech. Also, ‘Arrested Development’ character posters. [GossipCop, GoFugYourself, PopSugarGossipCop, ONTD!]

– STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THE FIRST CLIP FROM THE NEW SEASON OF ‘ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT.’ [EntertainmentWeekly]

– Brit Brit lookin’ bangin’. [TheSuperficial]

– Selena Gomez, Pitbull and Christina Aguilera will perform at the Billboard Music Awards this year. [Idolator]

– The 2013 Billboard Music Award nominees. [ONTD!]

– Jessica Alba wore a ‘double corset’ (whatever the fuck that is) for three months, night and day, to lose the weight after baby #2. Because that’s normal… [Dlisted]

– Selena Gomez performed ‘Come & Get It’ on David Letterman. [Idolator]

– RiRi makes it rain. [TMZ]

– 20 amazing Posh Spice outfits. [BuzzFeed]

– All the stars at the Tribeca film festival. [PopSugar]

– More ‘Bling Ring’ stills. [ONTD!]

– The Wanted’s new single is called ‘She walks like Rihanna’. Read alternate (and superior) sing title options. [Idolator]

– Brad Pitt doesn’t want you to see photos of Ange getting freaky with a horse. [Celebitchy]

– Michael Buble surprised NYC subway passengers with an a cappella performance. [ETOnline]

– Lana Del Rey’s ‘St Tropez/Party Girl’ leaked. [ONTD!]

– Jenny A doesn’t want Justin Theroux to sign a pre-nup. Idiot. [Dlisted]

– Cute celeb candids shared this week. [PopSugar]

– JT does Ellen. [ONTD!]

– Nick Stahl gettin’ frisked. [TMZ]

– Mischa Barton had another unfortunate red carpet moment. Not in an ‘OMG!’ way, more in an ‘oh, that’s disappointing’ way. [SocialiteLife]

– Duchess Kate gave a rare speech about addiction and treatment. Poor thing looked nervous, perhaps because she knows that everything she does is observed by the entire world. [Celebitchy]

– ‘The moment of Bluth’; The cast of ‘Arrested Development’ covers Entertainment Weekly. [ONTD!]

– Julie Cooper’s best moments on ‘The O.C.’ [BuzzFeed]

– 3 Doors Down bassist out on bail. [TMZ]

– Happy birthday Channing Tatum – See his sexiest pics! [PopSugar]

– Madge’s most iconic outfits are going to go on display in LA. [PITNB]

– MTV’s ‘Scream’ TV series is happening. I’m just going to give this a quiet side-eye for the moment and hope for the best. [ONTD!]

– Apparently Winona wants Johnny Depp back. I’m down with that. [Celebitchy]

– Listen to ‘Together’, The XX’s ‘Great Gatsby’ track,  Nero’s contribution, ‘Into the Past’, and Sia’s song ‘Kill and Run’. [Idolator, ONTD!, Idolator]

– Marky Mark would reunite with his funky bunch for Boston. [TMZ]

– Leo hangin’ out with his buddies. [PopSugar]

– A U.S. ambassador wants all you Aussies to stop pirating ‘Game of Thrones’. [ONTD!]

– A 14 year old McDonalds hamburger looks exactly the fucking same as the last one you ate. [BuzzFeed]

– From the LOL files: NBC is going to try to boost ‘Smash’s’ finale ratings… by putting it up against ‘Game of Thrones’. When did NBC become such a horrible embarrassment? Even The CW isn’t this bad. [ONTD!]

– Miley’s new single will be out in summer (northern summer) and the album will follow later in the year. [Idolator]

– Selena is crushing on Gosling. You and everyone else, girl. She also posed with a fan wearing a Justin Bieber shirt. [GossipCop, GossipCop]

– Reese’s mugshot is such a hot mess because she couldn’t stand up straight or hold herself up. Ha! [People]

– MK Olsen getting cozy with Sarkozy courtside for the zillionth time. [PopSugar]

– Apparently Alex Pettyfer might be in the running for ’50 Shades of Grey’ after all. I feel like I’m getting to that point where I hear about this movie so often that by the time the damn thing is actually released I will be so DONE, you know? [Celebitchy]

– You’ve been pronouncing Khaleesi wrong, everyone. [ONTD!]

– Isla Fisher does Gotham magazine. [PopSugar]

– There’s an anti-incest app in Iceland so you don’t accidentally bang your relatives. [BuzzFeed]

– Gwyneth Paltrow is People’s most beautiful woman. I think they maybe confused the word ‘beautiful’ with the word ‘obnoxious’. [Dlisted]

– Nico Tortorella on what the fuck went on in this past week’s episode of ‘The Following’. [ONTD!]

– They found pot on Justin Bieber’s tour bus. OMG SCANDALOUS. [TMZ]

– Nicole Richie on Chelsea Lately. [PopSugar]

– 11 Beyonce quotes to live by. [BuzzFeed]

– Here’s the full soundtrack list for ‘The Bling Ring’, and the real-life version of Emma Watson’s character is pissed about the film. [ONTD!]

– Chloe Moretz covers Nylon’s ‘Young Hollywood’ edition. [JustJaredJr]

– LiLo’s got a new(ish) sugardaddy. [Dlisted]

– Beyonce’s H&M ad, she performed ‘Grown Woman’, and Beyonce and Blue Ivy in Paris. [GossipCop, IdolatorTMZ]

– The weirdest celebrity marriages. [PopSugar]

– The ‘GoT’ cast all glammed up. [ONTD!]

– Ke$ha blames Perez Hilton for getting dumped. [GossipCop]

– This woman took photos of people’s reactions (read: sniggers, jokes and side-eyes) to her/her weight. [BuzzFeed]

 

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The ‘Pretty Little Liars’ season 4 cast photos, the stars at the Tribeca film festival, and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: April 23 + 24, 2013.

Reese Witherspoon released an apology for being a huge diva, her and Jim’s mugshots, and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: April 22, 2013.

The week’s celebrity TwitPics and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: April 21, 2013.

Alison Brie does Esquire magazine and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: April 20, 2013.

‘Tanning Mom’ scars your eyes/reminds you to always wear your sunscreen, and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: April 19, 2013.

 

Watch the full trailer for ‘The Bling Ring’.

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You guys, I’m pretty sure this is the year of films that were made specifically with my interests in mind. ‘The Great Gatsby’ has Leo, a kick-ass soundtrack and fantastic 20’s fashion. ‘Spring Breakers’ has Disney stars breaking out of their Disney shell and getting all kinds of bad, as well as James Franco, and directed by Harmony Korine, and has a kick-ass soundtrack, also. Oh, and the entire film is a fucking metaphor for Britney Spears’ career. ‘Carrie’ was the first horror film I ever saw and I love both Chloe and Julianne. And now ‘The Bling Ring’. Here’s a list of things I love that ‘The Bling Ring’ is going to bring:

– I love Sofia Coppola’s films.

– As I just mentioned, I love tween stars breaking out of their tween genre. Hellooooo, Hermoine on a stripper pole.

– I love films based on actual events (even if they’re completely terrible, which is a big reason I’m a huge fan of Shannen Doherty’s career, with all of its daytime-tv straight-to-video movies).

And finally, and most obviously, a film about young adults who are obsessed with pop culture, and specifically Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and others? YOU GUYS, I CAN’T EVEN DEAL WITH THIS YEAR IN FILM IT WAS MADE FOR ME.

Anyway, as you probably already know, or deducted from everything I just wrote, the film was inspired by a bunch of actual robberies committed by a group of pop-culture obsessed teens (played by Emma Watson, Taissa Farmiga, Israel Broussard, Katie Chang and Claire Julien) who were dubbed ‘The Bling Ring’. They used the Internet to track celebs’ locations so that when they were out of town they could break into their homes and rob them. They robbed Paris, LiLo, Megan Fox, Rachel Bilson, Audrina Patridge, and Orlando Bloom. Watch the full trailer below:

 

Doesn’t it just look amazing? Ugh, I am too excited.

 

 

Related posts:

Carrie, The Bling Ring, The Great Gatsby, The Purge, and more. A mega ‘MOVIES COMING SOON’ post.

Watch the trailers for ‘The Conjuring’.

Sofia Coppola’s ‘The Bling Ring’ looks incredible, watch the teaser trailer here.

Watch the trailer for Spring Breakers, finally.

Check out the first photos of Chloë Grace Moretz and Julianne Moore in Carrie.

The ‘Pretty Little Liars’ season 4 cast photos, the stars at the Tribeca film festival, and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: April 23 + 24, 2013.

 

– All the stars at the Tribeca film festival. [PopSugar]

– Listen to Lana’s ‘Young + Beautiful’ Orchestral Version. [ONTD!]

– Chrissy Amphlett of the Divinyls is dead at 53. [GossipCop]

– Leo donated $61,000 to GLAAD to support gay rights. That’s my boy. x [ONTD!]

– Here’s the video of Reese Witherspoon in handcuffs. [TMZ]

– Here’s LeAnn shoving it in Brandi’s face again. [Celebitchy]

– Rob Kardashian said that he cries because his dick looks so small because he’s gained a bunch of weight. HA! [GossipCop]

– Britney got another puppy. YES, you read that right. [PITNB]

– Smurfette is a lesbian for Katy Perry now. [IDLYITW]

– The new ‘Mrs Carter Show’ trailer shows some amazing Beyonce tour footage. It’s amazing because she banned all professional photographers from her shows so that things like THIS don’t happen again. Also, check out the first photos from the tour book. [GossipCop, Celebitchy, ONTD!]

– Look how much more Kanye loves Jay-Z than Kim. Ha! [Dlisted]

– Disneyland then and now. [BuzzFeed]

– Gus Van Sant apparently wants to direct ’50 Shades of Grey’ so he shot a sex scene with Alex Pettyfer. Um, I’d like to see this please. [GossipCop]

– Watch the promo for the finale of ‘The Following’. [ONTD!]

– The BSB got a star on the Hollywood walk of fame. [PITNB]

– The cast of ‘Vanderpump Rules’ reflect on season 1 and talk about what’s ‘yet to be seen’. [TooFab]

– Sharon Osbourne spoke about Ozzy’s relapse. [GossipCop]

– Will Smith says that he and Jada ‘don’t do punishments’ when it comes to Willow and Jaden. [ONTD!]

– Photos you really need to see to understand. [BuzzFeed]

– Producers say that The Rock will return for ‘The Fast and Furious 7’. [WorstPreviews]

– Pizza Hut is launching an x360 app where you can order pizzas from your Xbox. I simultaneously think this is fantastic and disgusting. [ONTD!]

– Minka Kelly is kind of blonde now. [Celebitchy]

– Ben Affleck’s going to live on $1.50 a day. [GossipCop]

– A college bell tower playing the ‘Game of Thrones’ theme song. [ONTD!]

– Types of hipsters you encounter in London. [BuzzFeed]

– The top 5 dinner parties from hell on ‘Real Housewives’. [TooFab]

– Azealia Banks was forced to turn over her Twitter to her management. HA! [ONTD!]

– Kim K says she’d get married again. No shit. Khloe K got fired from ‘The X Factor’. No shit, she was terrible. [GossipCop, TMZ]

– Relive 1999 in 10 minutes. [BuzzFeed]

– Skylar Astin (Jesse) and Alexis Knapp (Stacie) from ‘Pitch Perfect’ will be reunited on ‘Ground Floor’, a new comedy pilot this coming season. [ONTD!]

– Bonnie McKee talks about working with Britney Spears on the ‘Smurfs 2’ soundtrack. [PITNB]

– Ryan Reynolds, Anna Kendrick and Gemma Arteron had dinner together. [PopSugar]

– This North Dakota news anchor’s first words on the air were ‘fucking shit’, and he was fired instantly. HA. [TMZ]

– Robert Downey Jr called Gwyneth a snob and she slapped him for it. She also grabbed some guy’s balls on TV. [GossipCop, TheSuperficial]

 

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Reese Witherspoon released an apology for being a huge diva, her and Jim’s mugshots, and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: April 22, 2013.

The week’s celebrity TwitPics and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: April 21, 2013.

Alison Brie does Esquire magazine and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: April 20, 2013.

‘Tanning Mom’ scars your eyes/reminds you to always wear your sunscreen, and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: April 19, 2013.

Leonardo DiCaprio makes me swoon in Esquire magazine, Kerry Washington does InStyle, and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: April 17 + 18, 2013.

Jenelle Evans got arrested for heroin possession and assault.

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I’m just going to file this one under ‘things that were bound to happen eventually’.

Okay, so apparently Jenelle decided to get back together with Courtland at some point and I either missed it or considered it irrelevant since none of her relationships last more an a couple of weeks at a time, even if they’re legally married.

The cops rocked up to her house to answer a domestic dispute, and after breaking up the fight, found a shit-ton of drugs.

Let’s start with the assault. Cops say that Jenelle hit Courtland with a piece of furniture, which sounds like some WWE shit to me (but real). They arrested Courtland for assault, too. Allegedly, he assaulted her by

“hitting her on the neck and striking her with a closed fist on her head.”

Ugh. I can’t deal with Jenelle and all her domestic disputes, you guys. I really hate everything about it, because it makes me feel like a shitty person for not feeling sorry for her. But I don’t. She plays the victim on ‘Teen Mom 2’ like ‘oh, Gary hit me so I left him and it’s done for good. LOLOLOL WE’RE BACK TOGETHER,’ but it’s just not that simple.

Okay, I’m not saying that it’s fine for these douchebags to beat the shit out of Jenelle because I don’t like her and she’s a liar, so don’t get me wrong. But Jenelle has way more responsibility in this situation that she ever accepts. Choosing the wrong guys, for example.

She’s claimed domestic violence against Kieffer, Gary, and Courtland (is that even it because I’m not even sure), who had all been arrested prior to meeting Jenelle. Maybe don’t choose criminals and junkies to be your boo. Everyone deserves a second chance, sure, but it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that looking for someone to get high with and looking for someone who can help you get your life on track and get back custody of the son you sometimes pretend to give a shit about are not compatible life goals.

Aside from that, I’ve seen ‘Teen Mom 2’. Jenelle has started her fair share of fights over the years (let’s be honest, it’s way more than her fair share), so I don’t buy for a second that Jenelle was just calmly sitting around, eloquently explaining why she was upset, when Gary or whoever suddenly tried to choke her with a bedspread, you know? I guess what I’m saying is that domestic violence can happen to anyone, yes, but when you’ve claimed domestic violence on three boyfriends in a row, maybe it’s time to look at your life and think ‘where am I going wrong that this happens to me over and over again?’ because it’s pretty easy to figure out, really.

OMG we got way off track there, didn’t we? Ugh. Okay, let’s move on to the drugs.

According to TMZ, cops found 12 bindles of heroin on Jenelle, and

was also found be illegally in possession of Percocet (a prescription painkiller) … as well as plastic wrapping paper and a glass smoking pipe, which is considered illegal drug paraphernalia.

They also found heroin on Courtland, but both Jenelle and Courtland denied possession of the heroin, which is why they both got charged with possession with the intent to manufacture, distribute and sell.

Oh, and if you’re like me and didn’t know what a ‘bindle‘ was, they’re those little plastic baggies that the junkies get their drugs in on ‘Intervention’.

Finally, after getting arrested, the cops also charged her with failure to pay her child support to her mother. Probably because she spent all her money on heroin.

Well, add these to your collection of ‘Teen Mom’ mugshots. Jenelle will have enough for a calendar soon enough:

 

 

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If you’re wondering if Jenelle Evans is dumb enough to let her “friends” film her snorting drugs, the answer is yes. Yes, she is.

Jenelle’s out of rehab (again), getting in fights on Twitter (again). Same old, same old.

PCP Polls – Beyonce at the Super Bowl, Britney in Vegas, Jenelle’s pregnancy. Have your say!

Faking a pregnancy and miscarriage is only a good idea when you’re a fictional character on a soap opera and you need to convince your family to accept your sister’s rapist as your soulmate. It doesn’t work when you’re a trainwreck on a reality show, Jenelle.

Jenelle Evans may have caused MTV to cancel ‘Teen Mom 2′.

Reese Witherspoon released an apology for being a huge diva, her and Jim’s mugshots, and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: April 22, 2013.

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Reese’s statement:

“Out of respect for the ongoing legal situation, I cannot comment on everything that is being reported right now. But I do want to say I clearly had one drink too many and I am deeply embarrassed about the things I said. It was definitely a scary situation and I was frightened for my husband, but that was no excuse. I was disrespectful to the officer who was just doing his job. I have nothing but respect for the police and I am very sorry for my behaviour.” [TMZ]

– Lana Del Rey’s ‘Great Gatsby’ song is out, FINALLY, and it GLORIOUS. [Tumblr]

– Gwyneth Paltrow hates the way the British pronounce the word ‘pasta’. [Dlisted]

– Two days after her arrest, Reese hit the red carpet with Matthew McConaughey for the premiere of ‘Mud’. [PopSugar]

– Farrah Abraham moved to Texas to get away from her mother, and brought her Dad and Sophia to Vivid Entertainment to negotiate the release of her porno, you know… as you do. [TMZ, TMZ]

– Pharrell performed Daft Punk’s ‘Get Lucky’ for the first time. [PITNB]

– RiRi blazin’ it up backstage. [GossipCop]

– See all the celebs at Coachella this year. [PopSugar]

– ‘Dexter’ season 8’s first video trailer. [PITNB]

 

Related posts:

The week’s celebrity TwitPics and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: April 21, 2013.

Alison Brie does Esquire magazine and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: April 20, 2013.

‘Tanning Mom’ scars your eyes/reminds you to always wear your sunscreen, and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: April 19, 2013.

Leonardo DiCaprio makes me swoon in Esquire magazine, Kerry Washington does InStyle, and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: April 17 + 18, 2013.

Carey Mulligan as Daisy Buchanan for Vogue, Beyonce for H&M, and the stories I don’t have time to tell you about: April 15 + 16, 2013.

Amanda Bynes thinks she’s a lawyer now.

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And the saga continues. Courtesy of Miss Amanda’s Twitter, the most reliable news source of our times:

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See? She is well-versed in both law and legal jargon, you guys. She’s totally going to bypass all the pesky legal fees that come with having forty thousand lawsuits going simultaneously by quoting Wikipedia and/or ‘Law & Order’ when she’s representing herself. I feel like this is how Amanda thinks shit’s going to go down in court:

Judge: Court is now in session. I’ll hear the prosecution’s case.

Amanda: You guys, this is defamation. Do you know what that means?! *reads tweet off her iPhone*

Judge: Well, I’m sold. Judgement is for the plaintiff in the amount of five hundred, million dollars.

Unfortunately for her, I think this a far more likely depiction of how things will play out in court:

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‘We’re lawyers!’

 

And as always, take a look at all Amanda’s favourite photos of herself, courtesy of her Twitter:

 

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Amanda Bynes is going to sue the ‘ugly Asian editor’ and the ‘ugly woman she met’ at ‘ugly magazine’ Us Weekly.

Look at all the perfection that Amanda Bynes is clogging up my Twitter feed with since she worked out how to retweet.

Amanda Bynes continues to follow in the steps of Britney Spears circa 2007, hires herself a bestie.

You guys, Amanda Bynes’ video is ‘perfection’, and Amanda will be mad at you if you lie and say it’s not.

We need to talk about this video of Amanda Bynes right now.

The 2013 GLAAD Media Awards photos.

 

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The MTV Movie Awards red carpet 2013.

The MTV Movie Award nominations, and PCP’s picks for 2013.

Russell Brand probably pissed off a shitload of Katycats, and the rest of the MTV Movie Awards.

PCP’s Favourite – Red Carpet Disasters from Award Season 2013.

PCP’s Favourite – Red Carpet Looks from Award Season 2013.

Reese Witherspoon got arrested. Wait, what?!

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Some mornings I wake up just expecting to cover my usual trainwrecks but something takes me so much by surprised that I can’t not write about it, you know? This is one of those times.

Reese Witherspoon was with her hubby Jim Toth in Atlanta early Friday morning. The cops pulled them over because Jim was weaving in and out of lanes, which got him arrested for DUI.

So why was Reese arrested, you ask? Apparently she acted like a huge diva about the whole thing, asking the officer:

“Do you know my name?”

To which he replied:

“No, I don’t need to know your name.”

This angered the diva within, because she then replied:

“You’re about to find out who I am … You are going to be on national news.”

omg

There are plenty of people who I would expect this kind of thing from. Lindsay, Amanda, anyone who’s a reality star, Christina Aguilera… you know… all of them. But Reese?! When I read the words ‘Reese Witherspoon got… ‘ I expect them to finish with words like, I don’t know… coffee. Lunch. A nomination for something. Married. Pregnant. Something else mundane and boring that I don’t care that much about, you know? You know.

Wait, hold up. There’s more. From TMZ:

During Jim’s arrest, Reese allegedly became ornery, demonstrating visual and verbal frustration over how long it was taking to arrest her husband. At one point, she got out of her car and the officer ordered her back inside. When she got out a second time, he arrested her for disorderly conduct, a municipal ordinance.

They were both taken to jail, booked, and released a short time later.

According to Variety, which broke the story, Toth’s blood alcohol level was .139.

Reese, you have an OSCAR and three kids, what are you even doing?! I’m not saying she can’t have fun, but if I was Ava or Deacon I’d be walking with my head down at school today.

That being said, this is a great excuse to post this song:

 

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