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The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: March 30 + 31, 2013.

– Chanel Iman for Galore magazine. Interview excerpts at source. [NecoleBitchie]

– Shia LaBeouf wrote a poem from the perspective of a beard. Oh okay then. [GossipCop]

– There’s going to be a TLC movie. [PITNB]

– Amanda Seyfried got mistaken for LiLo at an airport. Ouch. [ONTD!]

– The sheriff is going to recommend prosecution in the Justin Bieber spitting/assault case. Meanwhile, his friends threw a pot party in his house. [TMZ, TMZ]

– Charlie Kaufman, the writer of ‘Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind’ is creating a series for FX. [PITNB]

– A Ke$ha ‘Warrior’ reject ‘Dancing with the Devil’. [ONTD!]

– VS model Jourdan Dunn told Jonathan Ross that Justin Bieber hit on her by telling her she has ‘nice tits’. Sweet talker. [GossipCop]

– This 1934 cover of Cosmo looks exactly like Amy Poehler. [Cosmopolitan]

– Watch Azealia Banks’ video for ‘No Problems’. [PITNB]

– The greatest puns of all time. [BuzzFeed]

– Here is Sisqo performing The Thong Song at a tiny sports bar. It’s actually pretty depressing to watch, but it’s still awesome because it’s The Thong Song. Also, it makes me think of that line in ‘Get Over It’ where he says ‘Well, uh, sometimes Coach Hibble calls me “crazy legs”!’ because at one point he does his crazy legs moves. [TMZ]

– Creepy photos of abandoned theme parks. [Weather]

– Joseph Gordon-Levitt is returning to television with his production company. [PITNB]

– Ryan Phillippe takes Ava and Deacon to lunch with his girlfriend. [PopSugar]

– Kristen Chenoweth and the ladies of ‘The Talk’ pulled out their hair extensions and flung them around on air. [GossipCop]

– Watch the trailer for ‘2 Guns’ with Marky Mark and Denzel. [PITNB]

– Ariel Winter refuses to talk to her mother. If my mother had been found guilty of emotional abuse against me I’d refuse to talk to her, too. [TMZ]

– 22 facts about teen movies that will blow your mind. [BuzzFeed]

– Madonna’s homeless brother is still pissed at her for not caring about him. [Dlisted]

– The best celebrity pictures of the week. [PopSugar]

– Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes at the premiere of ‘The Place Beyond the Pines.’ [PITNB]

– Khloe K opens up about fertility struggles on one of those shows she’s on. Kim K thinks that ‘Easton West’ would be a ‘cute’ name for her baby. I disagree. She also thinks that calling a pregnant woman fat is a little ‘bullyish’. [GossipCop, GossipCop, Celebitchy]

– Listen to the remix of Bey’s ‘I Been On’ with like 400 rappers. [PITNB]

– March’s best celebrity candids. [PopSugar]

– Watch the restricted trailer for Robert Rodriguez’ lost ‘Curandero’ horror film. [WorstPreviews]

– Stephen Baldwin (the one who looks like he has no eyes) pled guilty to tax evasion. [GossipCop]

– Kate Moss for Vogue Paris. [ONTD!]

– Watch an interview with LiLo at the clothing store she’s promoting in Brazil. [PITNB]

– Lil Wayne talks about his epilepsy, admits that he ‘could’ve died’. [GossipCop]

– Adam Driver from ‘Girls’ for Flaunt and Interview magazines, and a ladies of ‘Girls’ post. [ONTD!, ONTD!]

– Suri cut herself a fringe/bangs. [PopSugar]

– Jeremy Renner is a dad to new daughter Ava Berlin. [PITNB]

– T Swizzle out in NYV with her bro. [ONTD!]

– An ‘Anchorman 2’ set photo that shows Ron with his son? [WorstPreviews]

– Martin Scorsese is turning ‘Gangs of New York’ into a TV series. [PITNB]

– Blue Ivy Carter gets her own chair on Bey’s tour. [ONTD!]

 

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The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: March 29, 2013.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: March 28, 2013.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: March 26 + 27, 2013.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: March 25, 2013.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: March 24, 2013.

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Lindsay’s doing all her favourite activities before rehab: stealing and clubbing.

*sigh* These trainwreck bitches, honestly. Sometimes I read these stories and I’m just like ‘how are you not exhausted by your life?’ because I get exhausted just reading about all this shit. And then I remember the answer. Drugs. It’s lots and lots of drugs.

Ugh, okay. So LiLo filmed her ‘Anger Management’ cameo last week, and obviously, it wouldn’t be a Lindsay Lohan cameo if she didn’t take everything that wasn’t nailed down with her when she left, right? Right. So she did.

According to TMZ, she took 2 bracelets, a necklace, sunglasses, a pair of shoes, gold earrings, a silk bathrobe, lingerie and tap shorts. Lindsay says she didn’t steal it because the wardrobe person knew she was taking it, and it was all good because they were just going to deduct the amount from her salary. The wardrobe person, on the other hand, says that although they knew she was taking it, there was no such deal, and when they tried to get Lindsay to write a cheque for the stuff, she refused, to which the wardrobe person basically said ‘well, fine, we’ll take it out of your pay, then.’ I know which version I find more convincing, is all I’m saying.

Moving on, let’s talk nightclubbing dramas.

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Here’s Lindsay’s first night out in Sao Paulo, Brazil, where she’s sitting on the filthy floor, hiding under a table. Why, you ask? Well, because she didn’t want to take photos with fans, apparently. No, that doesn’t sound particularly believable to me, either. Not the part about her being a diva, but the part where she has fans and turns down free attention from them. That doesn’t sound right to me at all. If you’re wondering what she’s doing in Brazil in the first place, the answer is that she’s supposed to be promoting some clothing line for a low-six-figure payday.

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Of course, one bad night out won’t put Lindsay off of clubbing every other day of the week, so this final photo is of her partying the next night. Good for you, girl.

 

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The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: March 28, 2013.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: March 25, 2013.

A collection of LiLo tidbits from the past few days.

Habitual liar Lindsay Lohan says she didn’t go out clubbing after being sentenced to 90-days lockdown rehab, soooo obviously she did. Plus, check out the new mugshot!

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: March 19, 2013.

Don’t be silly, of course Lindsay won’t be going to jail even though she did everything in her power to make it happen.

If you’re wondering if Jenelle Evans is dumb enough to let her “friends” film her snorting drugs, the answer is yes. Yes, she is.

 

There are so many elements to this story that make this a terrible decision. Let’s brainstorm a few of them, yes?

– She’s a mother.

– A mother who doesn’t have custody of her child.

– She’s a reality star.

– She has a string of legal problems which have led to the collection of mugshots up there.

– She’s a well-known drug addict who is constantly claiming to be ‘doing better’ and have her life back on track.

 

Any one of those reasons would be enough to warrant not allowing your friends to film you falling off the wagon, but when you consider that Jenelle’s friendships generally only last 3-6 months before she gets into an argument with them/tries to beat them up, you don’t have to be a genius to figure that her friends are basically all drug addicts who are out to cash in on their friendship with her. Even if the friend had ‘good’ intentions at the time and was just filming this party so they could all remember the great time they had, surely Jenelle should realise by now that all her friendships/relationships end in the most dramatic fashion possible, and obviously that means that if they have footage of her doing drugs, they will absolutely sell it to make a quick buck.

I mean… I just can’t even deal with how stupid Jenelle is sometimes, you know? Watch the video here.

 

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Jenelle’s out of rehab (again), getting in fights on Twitter (again). Same old, same old.

PCP Polls – Beyonce at the Super Bowl, Britney in Vegas, Jenelle’s pregnancy. Have your say!

Faking a pregnancy and miscarriage is only a good idea when you’re a fictional character on a soap opera and you need to convince your family to accept your sister’s rapist as your soulmate. It doesn’t work when you’re a trainwreck on a reality show, Jenelle.

Jenelle Evans may have caused MTV to cancel ‘Teen Mom 2′.

Okay, let’s talk about how Jenelle live-tweeted the miscarriage of her potentially fake pregnancy.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: March 29, 2013.

– What is this illuminati shit, KiKi? [Celebitchy]

– Amanda Bynes is suing Perez Hilton and Us Weekly for spreading “lies” about her, and read her self-help words of wisdom for the day. [GossipCop, Dlisted]

– Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis at Disneyland. [GossipCop]

– Madonna’s not a billionaire after all. [ONTD!]

– Here’s LiLo filming her guest spot on ‘Anger Management’ with Charlie Sheen. It’s actually kind of funny, you guys. [TMZ]

– 2 new TV spots for ‘The Great Gatsby’. [PITNB]

– Nicki Minaj on how she’s done as an ‘American Idol’ judge: “I’ve been spectacular”. [ONTD!]

– Anna Chlumsky (yes, ‘My Girl’) is pregnant. [GossipCop]

– A bunch of posts on the Justin Bieber alleged spitting/attack on his neighbour. [TMZ, TMZ, TMZ, TMZ]

– Here’s some news about ‘The Originals’, a spin-off of ‘The Vampire Diaries’. [ONTD!]

– Kim K will raise her baby ‘not to see colour’. [GossipCop]

– Brit Brit’s new boyfriend is another set up by Daddy Spears. [Dlisted]

– Apparently Fay Resnick is done with ‘RHOBH’. [ONTD!]

– Anne Hathaway is mad at James Franco. [Celebitchy]

– T Swizzle is going to guest on the season finale of ‘New Girl’. [Idolator]

– Barbara Walters is going to retire in 2014, apparently. [TMZ]

– 32 beautiful places you won’t actually believe exist. [BuzzFeed]

– The new ‘Game of Thrones’ characters. [ONTD!]

– There are companies offering Jon Hamm free underwear for life. [WorstPreviews]

– LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are pitching a reality series about their life together. #no1curr [GossipCop]

– Cute celebrity candids shared this week. [PopSugar]

– More of the worst unnecessary quotation marks. [BuzzFeed]

– Watch the trailer for ‘You’re Next’, a new home invasion horror. [ONTD!]

– Demi Lovato is returning to ‘The X Factor’. [Idolator]

– Candice Swanepoel in Vogue Spain. [ONTD!]

– Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard welcomed a baby girl, who they named Lincoln, see their cutest moments as a couple. [GossipCop, PopSugar]

– Angelina Jolie denies secretly marrying Brad. [Dlisted]

– Justin Bieber’s mother says that the ‘rules have changed’ now that he’s 19. [GossipCop]

– LiLo has touched down in Brazil, and apparently she’s besties with K Stew now. [ONTD!, Dlisted]

 

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The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: March 28, 2013.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: March 26 + 27, 2013.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: March 25, 2013.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: March 24, 2013.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: March 23, 2013.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: March 28, 2013.

 

First and foremost, a big shoutout to my darling Alicia, HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL! And it IS EVEN your birthday:

 

– Lindsay has a new boyfriend, apparently. Either he’s kind of suicidal or he’s not had the Internet for the last decade, right? Also, LiLo is adamant that if she has to miss her birthday she’s not going to miss Coachella, too. Fight for your right to party, girl. As it is, she might not be going into rehab anyway because as it turns out, lockdown rehab isn’t a thing, so she might end up in jail for 90 days instead of house arrest for 30 days. LOL. And finally, she’s being accused of being a homewrecker, too. [TMZ, Celebitchy, TMZ, Dlisted]

– Gucci Mane jailed on assault charges. [Idolator]

– Watch the trailer for Ke$ha’s ‘Crazy Beautiful Life’. [ONTD!]

– Channing Tatum wants to bang George Clooney. Get in line, buddy. Actually, nah, come with. [PITNB]

– JB’s neighbour says that JB spit in his face, JB is denying it. Also, apparently he is a ‘vehicular terror’ in his neighbourhood. [TMZTMZ, TMZ]

– Lana Del Rey’s Chelsea Hotel no 2. [ONTD!]

– Selena Gomez has ‘knee demons’. [BuzzFeed]

– Finally someone’s on my wavelength. Will ‘Gatsby’ bring us what we’ve all been waiting for: A good Leonardo DiCaprio love scene? Also there’s a new TV spot for the film at the end. [LaineyGossip]

– James Franco and Ashley Benson have released another weird hotel room spoof video, this time it’s to Selena Gomez’ ‘Love You Like A Love Song’. [GossipCop]

– Kirsten Dunst says that kissing Brad Pitt was ‘disgusting’. [WorstPreviews]

– 10 things to know about Harmony Korine. [ONTD!]

– Catelynn and Tyler are going to be on reality show ‘Couples Therapy’, along with Chingy and some other washed up celebs. [TMZ]

– Clive Mantle from ‘Game of Thrones’ had his fucking ear bitten off of his head at a hotel. What is it with all these ear stories this week, for real. [IDLYITW]

– The original ‘Skins’ cast: Where are they now? [BuzzFeed]

– Behind the scenes of the first day of the ‘Veronica Mars’ kickstarter project. [ONTD!]

– Madonna is now a billionaire. [PITNB]

– The absolute geekiest ‘Game of Thrones’ merchandise. [Flavorwire]

– Celebs you probably didn’t realise were the same age. [BuzzFeed]

– Sean Penn’s son got into a fight with a paparazzo, called him a f***ot and a n***er. Lovely. [TMZ]

– Check out the creepy as shit poster for ‘The Conjuring’ from James Wan (‘Saw’, ‘Insidious’). [WorstPreviews]

– Selena Gomez will perform at the MTV Movie Awards. [ONTD!]

– The wisest things Michael Scott ever said. [BuzzFeed]

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The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: March 26 + 27, 2013.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: March 25, 2013.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: March 24, 2013.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: March 23, 2013.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: March 22, 2013.

Farrah Abraham admits she was drunk, was driving, but doesn’t think she did anything wrong. Oh okay then. Plus, check out these photos of her boozing it up in lingerie and making out with a girl.

 

Farrah, you little vixen!

Okay, so maybe I was wrong, maybe Farrah does have friends and does like to party. I stand corrected.

So Miss Farrah is hella pissed that her reputation has taken a big hit this week. First the DUI arrest, after which she tweeted:

“It’s amazing what people believe and make up!”

After that, the photos above leaked. The pics were snapped at a lingerie party back in January, at Halo Ultra Lounge in Omaha.

Farrah decided to take matters into her own hands and call TMZ live to set the record straight. Instead, what she actually did was make things worse.

You can listen to the whole thing here, or, here’s the transcript:

TMZ: So, what we need to hear from you, is how you ended up with a .147 blood alcohol level if you weren’t drinking when you were arrested last week.

Farrah: Well when I was arrested, I was not drinking when I was arrested, and I was not put in jail, I was simply just arrested to get a ticket written up, I did blow a 1.47, so I’m not lying..

TMZ: No, no, Farrah, I think it was a .147. You’d be dead with a 1.47.

Farrah: Thank you for correcting me. I don’t drink much so I’m not too worried about it, but yeah.

TMZ: How could you have done that if you weren’t drinking?

Farrah: I was drinking throughout the night, but I mean, I was just getting drinks from friends, and I was, you know, not really trying to drink. It was St Patricks Day night, I was with my sister, waiting on my sister to let me know when she wanted to leave. Unfortunately… My sister had never told me when she was ready to leave, and when she was ready to leave she was trying to leave ME, and I think that’s what caused me to try to, you know, try to understand what I could do in this situation, even though I was put in a bad situation and rushing, and at the time when I was approached by a police officer I was not even driving at the time. I was only in the car turning and parking my vehicle, and that’s when I was approached and I told the police officer exactly what I was doing…

TMZ: …Driving. But you were behind the wheel though, Farrah, right? That’s driving.

Farrah: NO! ‘Coz I was parked. I was in the driver’s seat of the car, you’re right, but I was not driving at the time.

TMZ: Farrah, can I ask you, this is Mike, do you think that the .147 like they said is a pretty high alcohol level? Are you saying that you don’t think that was accurate, that you’re going to fight the fact that you were that drunk when they ran your blood?

Farrah: No, I’m not fighting it at all, and my lawyer, still, is like… I know how much was drank, and I know where I was, I can recall the whole evening completely fine, like I said, I was not negligent, I knew exactly what was going on, I did not fight the police officers, I was put in a very bad situation, and I really have nothing to worry about in terms of being in jail, having a mugshot, having it like, look bad on my record, no. None of that’s going on, so…

TMZ: That was actually the next thing I was gonna ask you. According to the police report, it says that you banged your head against the car window in the cop car, what was that all about?

Farrah: And it was also reported that I was purposely putting my teeth on…

TMZ: Right, the breathalyser, that’s in the police report…

Farrah: Um, so for the breathalyser part and the head banging, I don’t know, my hands were like, behind my back, and I played soccer, so I’m like ‘well, if I can’t use my hands, I have to use my head!’ I clearly was trying to get the police officer’s attention, who was talking to my friend, and was taking my car keys at the time, so I was wondering ‘why are they not talking to ME?’

TMZ: You said a couple of time that you weren’t negligent, yet you’re saying you were driving the car at some point, and you were drunk, and you had been drinking, and you made a poor decision… you don’t think you did anything wrong here?

Farrah: I didn’t, I don’t, because I did not endanger anyone’s life.

TMZ: So Farrah, I got a question for you. Do you think that it should be okay for people to drink and drive as long as they’re just not driving long distances?

Farrah: No, I really don’t, I’m not even about driving my own car when I feel like I’m drunk, that’s why I had my friend with me, in the vehicle, and I had to turn the corner to park it in a different spot, and I had to …

TMZ: No, but that’s what I’m saying, because you didn’t drive a very long distance, you drove a very short distance.

Farrah: Nobody understands what I was REALLY trying to do, and that’s try to get to my sister, that’s why I had a sober friend with me, and I had to move my car.

TMZ: Why didn’t you just let the sober friend drive the car?

Farrah: Because she doesn’t have a licence to drive a car that’s why my car got towed.

 

I mean, can you even because I can’t. I don’t even think Farrah knows what she’s trying to do here, honestly.

 

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Jenelle’s out of rehab (again), getting in fights on Twitter (again). Same old, same old.

Faking a pregnancy and miscarriage is only a good idea when you’re a fictional character on a soap opera and you need to convince your family to accept your sister’s rapist as your soulmate. It doesn’t work when you’re a trainwreck on a reality show, Jenelle.

Jenelle Evans may have caused MTV to cancel ‘Teen Mom 2′.

Okay, let’s talk about how Jenelle live-tweeted the miscarriage of her potentially fake pregnancy.

Amanda Bynes is working on a clothing line, according to Amanda Bynes.

 

Oh, Amanda. You crazy, crazy bitch.

So Amanda’s been tweeting/instagramming up a storm of selfies lately, and on Tuesday, she tweeted the following:

“My selfies we’re [sic] taken after those paparazzi photos. I was walking to a photo shoot for my clothing line & perfume line that’s in the works!”

The selfies she’s referring to are the ones of her in the blue shirt with the ill-fitting floral bustier and mismatched velvet skirt.

God I hope this turns out to be true because I would die to see what an Amanda Bynes fashion line looked like, seriously. And a perfume?! Can you even imagine what that would smell like? Sweat and marijuana is what I’m thinking at the moment.

Also, can we just discuss the fact that we haven’t seen Amanda’s real hair in months now? For real, you guys, I think she shaved her head. You heard it here first.

Finally, you can watch a video of her walking around Times Square with that blue shirt over her face here. At the end she literally walks into moving traffic.

 

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Can we just talk about these two photos of Amanda Bynes for a minute?

Amanda Bynes shares 25 facts we don’t know about her.

Amanda Bynes is sane, so says Amanda Bynes.

 

Jon Hamm thinks it’s “rude” of us to “talk about his cock”.

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Good morning, my loves. How are we all today? Hopefully y’all are doing better than Jon Hamm, who is currently pressed because people won’t shut up about his junk.

In a new interview with Rolling Stone, this is what he had to say:

“Most of it’s tongue-in-cheek, but it is a little rude. It just speaks to a broader freedom that people feel like they have — a prurience.”

“They’re called ‘privates’ for a reason. I’m wearing pants, for fuck’s sake. Lay  off.”

“I mean, it’s not like I’m a fucking lead miner. There are harder jobs in the  world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my cock,  I feel like that wasn’t part of the deal [of fame].”

“But whatever. I guess it’s better than being called out for the opposite.”

Okay, so the only thing I’m taking from this interview is the fact that there are Tumblrs out there solely about Jon Hamm’s cock that I could be following. I’ve already forgotten about the rest of the article.

 

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Jon Hamm hates dumb whores enough to talk about it non-stop for over a week.

 

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: March 26 + 27, 2013.

– ‘Mad Men’ season 6 promo portraits. [ONTD!]

– There’s going to be a ‘Pretty Little Liars’ spin-off called ‘Ravenswood’ that although it actually doesn’t sound like it’s connected to ‘Pretty Little Liars’ in anyway, I’ll probably watch it anyway. [GossipCop]

– 21 weirdly angry Mail Online commenters. [BuzzFeed]

– Brit Brit is blonde again, took in a Cirque Du Soleil show in Vegas. Also, check out Fitney in her bikini! 2004ney! [PITNB, TooFab]

– Maci Bookout’s spin-off might not be happening after all. [TheSpin]

– ‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ cast, ranked by likeability. It’s… kind of accurate. I would say Lisa, Brandi, Camille, Kyle, Taylor, Yolanda, Marisa, Kim, Adrienne. [BuzzFeed]

– Beyonce and Blue Ivy out in Brooklyn. [Celebuzz]

– Kim K is mad at the tabloids for speculating about her weight gain. [GossipCop]

– The story of two brother cats who are BFFs. [BuzzFeed]

– Angelina Jolie’s top 10 tabloid covers. [SocialiteLife]

– Hugh Hefner says he’s slept with over 1000 women, but never cheated on a wife. [GossipCop]

– 45 things every visitor to London needs to know. [BuzzFeed]

– James Franco talks about how everyone hates Anne Hathaway. [ONTD!]

– 20 fascinating Jared Leto GIFs. [SocialiteLife]

– Ariel Winter dyed her hair red. [JustJaredJr]

– Lil Wayne announces American tour dates. [GossipCop]

– 39 signs you grew up in the 90’s. [BuzzFeed]

– Here’s a photo of Liam stopping by Miley’s house. [Celebuzz]

– James Franco turned down sex with La Lohan back in the day. [IDLYITW]

– Jay Leno ‘hopes’ that Jimmy Fallon replaces him on The Tonight Show. [GossipCop]

– More disastrous pregnant Kim K outfits. [TMZ, ONTD!, ONTD!]

– ‘How does a teapot give birth to a cup?’ and other questions Disney forgot to answer in ‘Beauty & the Beast’. [BuzzFeed]

– Damon or Clooney, who’d you rather? … Like that’s even a question. [Celebitchy]

– Zefron does Flaunt magazine. [ONTD!]

– Celebs tweet about Passover. [GossipCop]

– 10 parent social media fails. [BuzzFeed]

– Ashanti is making a comeback, apparently. [Idolator]

– Watch the promo for ‘Made in Chelsea’ season 5. OMG. [ONTD!]

– The 60 best signs against DOMA and Prop 8 at the Supreme Court. [BuzzFeed]

– Here’s a photo of Kim K with a face full of acupuncture needles. [GossipCop]

– Amanda Knox is going to be re-tried in Italy. [Dlisted]

– According to The Sun, doctors have told RiRi to cool it on the partying because YOLO. [Celebitchy]

– If Justin Bieber and a real doll had a baby, this is what it would look like. [BuzzFeed]

– Ellen says that she could see her and Portia moving to Australia in the future. [GossipCop]

– James Franco’s neighbours hate him. [TMZ]

– Read this amazing Rihanna fan’s story about meeting her. [ONTD!]

– Jared leto posted a picture of the ear that a fan sent him. Click to see (graphic, obvs). [ETOnline]

– Justin Bieber was accused of battery against his neighbour. [TMZ]

– Cougar Town got renewed for a 5th season. [PITNB]

– Chris Brown says that he is ‘eternally grateful’ for Rihanna’s forgiveness. [Idolator]

– Apparently Kail Lowry is pregnant again. [TooFab]

– ‘The Great Gatsby’ character map. [ONTD!]

– David Letterman reveals to Jame Franco his reason for banning Harmony Korine from The Late Show. [GossipCop]

– Kelly Rowland’s new album has a release date. [Idolator]

– Stars tweet thoughts as gay marriage hearings begin. [GossipCop]

– Jennifer Lawrence being amazing as usual. [ONTD!]

 

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The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: March 22, 2013.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: March 21, 2013.

PCP’s Favourite – Red Carpet Disasters from Award Season 2013.

 

And that wraps up all my favourite awful looks from award season! Who were your worst red carpet offenders this year?

 

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The 2013 Oscar red carpet.

The Independent Spirit Awards red carpet.

The 2013 Grammy Awards red carpet and winners.

The 2013 BAFTA awards red carpet.

The SAG awards 2013. The red carpet and winners, all that good stuff.

The 13th annual AFI awards red carpet photos.

The 2013 Golden Globes mega-post. Let’s do this.

The Critics Choice Awards 2013, red carpet and winners!

The People’s Choice Awards 2013.

PCP’s Favourite – Fictional Couples on Television, part four.

PCP’s Favourite – Fictional Couples on Television, part three.

PCP’s Favourite – Fictional Couples on Television, part two.

PCP’s Favourite – Fictional Couples on Television, part one.

PCP’s Favourite – Reality shows, part four.