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The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: December 30, 2012.

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– Leonardo DiCaprio and I are in the same country. For the first time ever, I’m jealous of Jonah Hill. [PopSugar]

– The Game dropped $100k on Rolexes for all his buddies. [TMZ]

– The week in celebrity TwitPics. [GossipCop]

– Rapper Azealia Banks says that rapping is ‘kind of tacky.’ [PITNB]

– Audrina Patridge has a 2013 calendar. [TMZ]

– Zooey Deschanel does Glamour magazine. [ONTD!]

– Anne Hathaway is really gunning for that Oscar nod. [Dlisted]

– Lady Gaga announces free counseling services for fans on Born This Way tour, which is actually really cool. [GossipCop]

– And then, she goes on to say that ARTPOP is ‘very risky’ and will assault your ‘mind, ears, body,’ and I recall all the reasons I think she’s pretentious and manipulative. [Idolator]

– Crazy celebrity manicures from 2012. [TooFab]

– Alyson Hannigan talks sibling rivalry. [PITNB]

– Jennifer Lawrence says she’d ‘rather look chubby on screen and like a person in real life.’ [GossipCop]

– Lindsay Lohan is ‘staying home on New Years Eve.’ Yeah. And I don’t care about Britney Spears. [TMZ]

– 34 things from 2012 that will make you feel old. [BuzzFeed]

– Rihanna is still milking Diamonds, here’s a performance on some French show. [Idolator]

– There’s a new reality show called ‘All My Babies’ Mamas.’ The guy has 11 kids to 10 different mothers, you can watch the first 13 minutes here and see why I’ll absolutely be watching this. [PITNB]

– The year in film: 2012’s sexiest scenes. [Flavorwire]

– The most powerful images of 2012. [BuzzFeed]

– Emmylou Harris pulled an Amanda Bynes, she’s being investigated for an alleged hit and run. [GossipCop]

– 32 photos of famous actors and their doubles. [Flavorwire]

– The 12 sexiest photo shoots of the year. NSFW. [PITNB]

– The top 12 celebrity feuds of 2012. [GossipCop]

– The funniest YouTube comments of 2012. [BuzzFeed]

– Everybody wants Kate Middleton’s nose, apparently. [PITNB]

– They’re going to air 18 episodes of The Walking Dead in black and white, and 10 TV shows that would be great in black and white. [Flavorwire]

– Here’s Kanye wearing a bunch of masks at his Atlantic City show. It’s probably just another one of those things that you ‘have’ to do when you’re a rockstar, like that time he had his teeth replaced with diamonds. [GossipCop]

– Arrested Development season 4 has a premiere date! [ONTD!]

 

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The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: December 28 + 29, 2012.

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December 28:

– Amy Poehler and Will Arnett reunited in what looks like a subway urinal to spend Christmas Eve together with their sons. GET BACK TOGETHERRRRRR. [ONTD!]

– Patrick Dempsey is going to buy some coffee chain and save a bunch of people’s jobs. [GossipCop]

– Chris Noth is looking haggard. [ImNotObsessed]

-Hollywood studio IP addresses caught pirating rivals’ films. [ONTD!]

– Cocktails inspired by David Bowie. [Flavorwire]

– Dakota Fanning loves Duck Dynasty. [ONTD!]

– Sarah Hyland and her boyfriend wearing matching pjs. It’s too cute. [JustJaredJr]

– 12 things Lena Dunham learnt in 2012. [ONTD!]

– Natalie Portman and Kristen Stewart top Forbes’ ‘best actors for buck’ list. [GossipCop]

– Liam Hemsworth is wearing a ring, HE MUST HAVE MARRIED MILEY ALREADYYYYYYYY! [TMZ]

– The top 10 childhood fictional females. [ONTD!]

– Brandy got engaged to some guy. [GossipCop]

– A very Lohan Christmas. [TMZ]

– Reese Witherspoon talks about her redneck baby. [ONTD!]

– Lana Del Rey’s 10 hottest photos of 2012. Alicia, Josh and Josh, this is for you. [Idolator]

– The best off the radar films of 2012. [ONTD!]

– Justin Bieber’s 15 ‘deepest’ instagram pics of 2012. [Idolator]

– The biggest embarassments of 2012. [ONTD!]

– 19 stunning images of Nevada’s ghost towns. [BuzzFeed]

– Look at this photo of Channing Tatum and his wife Jenna Dewan-Tatum (aka Not Mila Kunis) cradling her baby bump. [ONTD!]

– The top 12 celebrity break-ups of 2012. [GossipCop]

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December 29:

– Well, Kat Von D’s engagement ring looks exactly how I expected it to. Ugh. [ImNotObsessed]

– Katie Holmes’ Broadway show is finishing 7 weeks early. Ouch. [GossipCop]

– 7 celebs who literally make the same face in every photo. [BuzzFeed]

– Here’s a photo of one of Jessica Simpson’s bikini clad tits. [Celebitchy]

– The best-selling albums of 2012. [ONTD!]

– Beyonce is going to bring her fans up on stage at the Super Bowl. [GossipCop]

– Watch the trailer for ‘Small Apartments,’ a bizarre and dark comedy with Matt Lucas and Rebel Wilson. [PITNB]

– Watch the first 9 minutes of Star Trek 2. [WorstPreviews]

– Jennifer Aniston, Justin Theroux, John Krasinski, Emily Blunt, Jimmy Kimmel and Molly McNearney are on holiday together in Cabo. [Celebuzz]

– 21 Breakout stars of 2012. [EW]

– The hottest new couples of 2012. [GossipCop]

– Ariel Winter goes go-karting. [TMZ]

– Elderly members of the Academy don’t understand online voting, say they won’t vote this year. [WorstPreviews]

– Sofia Vergara in a swimsuit. [PITNB]

– Gwyneth Paltrow has a second cookbook coming out. [Dlisted]

– You should absolutely read this article ‘In Defense of Heidi Montag’s “Superficial”.’ [Idolator]

– Obama responds to a 10 year old girl’s letter. [BuzzFeed]

– Watch the first four minutes of ‘Warm Bodies’, the zombie romance with Tony from Skins. [JustJaredJr]

– Christina Hendricks talks about being a bottle redhead. [Dlisted]

– The sexiest red carpet looks of 2012. [TooFab]

– This New York Post cover is *fucked*. [BuzzFeed]

– Behati Prinsloo does her model off-duty thing. [JustJared]

– Here are some quotes from Kristen Stewart being her annoying self: ‘I don’t think I’m very approachable.’ Ugh. [GossipCop]

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– Kate Winslet’s style evolution on the red carpet. [SocialiteLife]

– Watch a clip from the Millon Dollar Decorators episode with LiLo. You know, the one where they gave her $200k in renovations and then she refused to film the big reveal. [PITNB]

– The 60 funniest pictures of the year. [TheChive]

– Project X was the most pirated film of the year. No wonder the shop I work at had a gazillion copies left, I thought it was because it was shit, but then again, perhaps that’s why people were downloading it instead. Or, it might be because Aussies are impatient. [GossipCop, BuzzFeed]

– Lana del Rey on the cover of Obsession magazine. [PITNB]

– I’m from Newtown, part 2. [BuzzFeed]

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Nick Stahl is still crazy, he got arrested for having a wank in a porn store.

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So you remember back in May when Nick Stahl went missing for ages and then was all like ‘Surprise! I’m in rehab!’ well, today he’s popped up (literally… LOL DICK JOKES!) having a wank in a porn store.

From TMZ:

Law enforcement tells us, LAPD undercover vice officers were conducting a routine check of an adult store in Hollywood around 6PM — and found Stahl alone in a private booth, watching a porno, and committing a “lewd act.”

We’re told the “Terminator 3” star appeared to be “touching himself” — you can figure out the rest — and he was booked for lewd conduct … a misdemeanor.

Essentially, what I’m gathering from this story is that Nick Stahl acted out the video for Eminem’s ‘Ass Like That’:

 

Okay, so I love that song so much and I’m so happy that Nick has presented me with this perfect opportunity to use it in a blog.

Also, I kind of love crazy Nick Stahl for staying within the realm of ‘entertaining crazy’, as opposed to ‘off the deep end upsetting crazy’. Good on him. Personally I can’t wait to see what he does next.

 

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Kate Winslet gets married for the third time, and it’s still not to DiCaprio.

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So according to reports, Kate and Leo literally walked all the way down the aisle, only for him to be the one to give her away at the alter to a man who willingly calls himself ‘Ned Rocknroll’ (real name Ned Abel Smith). So close to my dream for them to be together coming true, only to have Kate shit all over it by marrying someone else and Leo allowing it to happen. This is what ol’ Ned looks like:

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For a man who changed his last name from ‘Smith’ to ‘Rocknroll’ he looks more likely to fix my computer than make me drop my panties. Surely you have to live up to that last name if you choose it. You know who fits ‘Rocknroll’ as a last name? Pete Doherty. Kurt Cobain. Anyone else who is either dead or in the process of dying.

As for Kate, does she really have to wonder why she’s been unhappy in her last two marriages? It’s because she’s in love with DiCaprio. (It’s not, except for maybe in my mind, so sit your ass down, angry Winslet fans. This is what a joke is!)

Meanwhile, there’s a blind item posted on Dlisted that is basically saying that Leo’s cheating on his current girl Margot Robbie with both Gisele Bunchen and Erin Heatherton. Playaz gotta plaaaaaay, yo. And the reason he’s running around with all these girls instead of settling down? He’s in love with Kate Winslet (again, this is a joke. Calm yourself.).

 

Even BuzzFeed agrees with me, y’all.

 

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The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: December 27, 2012.

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Good morning, my loves. I was all ready to get back into regularly scheduled blogging this morning, but as I was reading through all the stories, nothing really tickled my fancy. I guess Lindsay and Amanda are still sleeping off their holiday hangovers. Disappointing, I know, but here’s a whole bunch of links to tide you over in the meantime. Catch you tomorrow! xoxo

– Drop everything you’re doing and read this amazing and ridiculous rumour about how Sean Preston Federline was actually fathered by K-Fed’s brother. I will never stop laughing. [ONTD!]

– The seven best film nude scenes from 2012. Click to see Kristen Stewart, Olivia Munn, Sarah Silverman, Michelle Williams, Juno Temple, Helen Hunt, Jessica Chastain and Anna Hutchinson’s tits, as well as some vag. [WorstPreviews]

– The year in wardrobe malfunctions. [TooFab]

– The biggest film flops of the year. [BuzzFeed]

– 2012’s best movie moments. [Flavorwire]

– Fergie and Josh Dumahmel’s Christmas card. [GossipCop]

– Sony’s going to sign Carly Rose Sonenclar, Fifth Harmony and Emblem 3. YESSSSSSSSSSS. [ONTD!]

– Here’s a bunch of people who admitted on Twitter that they want to fuck their cousins. [BuzzFeed]

– The most beautiful buildings in NYC that no longer exist. [Flavorwire]

– Watch this It’s Always Sunny in Homeland mash-up. CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE MAIL? Dae-bowbow. [Heavy]

– Here’s a collection of photos of Hilary Duff walking. It is exactly what it sounds like. [ONTD!]

– Portia DeRossi and Ellen DeGeneres being cute on the beach. [Dlisted]

– 2012 as told through nail art. [BuzzFeed]

– More celebs posting photos of their Christmas celebrations. [PopSugar]

– Katy Perry has a Santa fetish. ‘Here’s John Mayer dressed up as Santa’ is what I’m saying. [GossipCop]

– The guy who wrote Gone Baby Gone, Shutter Island and Mystic River lost his dog, offers to name a character after anyone who returns Tessa to him. [TMZ]

– Happy Christmas from Hannah Spears… Britney’s dog. [PITNB]

– 20 Reasons why New Years Eve sucks. [BuzzFeed]

– Paris Hilton’s Christmas pics. [ONTD!]

– Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber were the most charitable celebrities of 2012. [GossipCop]

– Sarah Silverman disagrees with Spike Lee, says Django Unchained should be able to drop all of the N bombs because it would be weird if it didn’t given the setting. [TMZ]

– Tom Cruise has a new beard. [Dlisted]

– The top 40 songs of 2012. [ONTD!]

– 10 weird board game facts you probably didn’t know. This one’s for you, Benji. [BuzzFeed]

– Leah Calvert from Teen Mom 2 is expecting another girl. [TooFab]

These photos of Jodie Marsh in a Christmas bikini are even worse than the photos of Courtney Stodden I posted yesterday. Ew. [Dlisted]

– The 10 raunchist ads of 2012. [BuzzFeed]

– Have yourself a thug life Christmas, courtesy of Rih and Chris Brown, obviously, and here they are all boo’d up at the Christmas Lakers game.Disgusted-Lucille-Eyeroll-Animated-gif-arrested-development-9465744-256-141 [ONTD!, Dlisted]

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Basically the reasons behind this post not being up hours ago are:

1) I was sleeping off a mad food-coma.

2) I was too busy shoving Ferrero Rochers in my mouth.

3) I was creating a new playlist on iTunes and trying to come up with a decent pun based either around the word ‘January’ or ‘New Year’ or something like that. Past months have included ‘Hovember’, ‘Mocktober’ and ‘Julicicle’ and ‘Mayhem’ and my personal favourite, ‘Whoregust’. If you have any suggestions let me know?

That’s literally everything I’ve done today. Oh, and I made some coffee earlier in the day and I spilt some water on myself while I was trying to drink out of a big souvenir cup. After I post this, I should do housework, but in reality I’ll probably paint my nails and continue sitting here, maybe do some light internet creeping, you know, the usual. Typing these sentences is by far the most productive thing I’ve done today. Let’s get to it so I can get back to my day of sitting around and staring into space.

I’ve got a bunch of Christmas related links for you, so let’s lead with them, yeah?

– Guess who got naked for Christmas? It’s a total surprise. [TheSuperficial]

– The stars celebrate Christmas on Twitter. [GossipCop]

– Jessica Simpson confirmed on Christmas what we all knew already, that she’s pregnant again. [TMZ]

– 50 things you will never get for Christmas again. [BuzzFeed]

– Celebs share their Chrismas photos. [GossipCop]

– Have a Honey Boo Boo Christmas. [ONTD!]

– The Backstreet Boys perform ‘It’s Christmas Time Again’ at Disney’s Parade. [GossipCop]

– 10 great guilty pleasure Christmas songs. [Idolator]

– ‘The Ref’ should be number 1 on BuzzFeed’s list of the 20 most underrated Christmas movies, but at least it made the list. What a great film. [BuzzFeed]

– Katy Perry and John Mayer visit a hospital to spread holiday cheer. [GossipCop]

 

And now, for the everyday celeb links:

– A chronology of Anna Kendrick being awesome. I’d totally forgotten she was in Camp, I love that film. [BuzzFeed]

– The Pope thinks he’s beating Justin Bieber at Twitter. [ONTD!]

– The best photobombs of 2012. [BuzzFeed]

– Jennifer Aniston’s not preggers. [GossipCop]

– The top tweets of 2012. [ONTD!]

– ‘Was Lindsay out drinking the other night?’ asks PITNB. Obviously she was, she’s a notorious liar and addict. [PITNB]

– Rih and Breezy went to a Lakers vs Knicks basketball game together. Ugh. [TMZ]

– Angelina Jolie campaigns to end sexual violence in warzones. [ONTD!]

– 40 reasons Honey Boo Boo became a national treasure in 2012. [BuzzFeed]

– Demi Lovato releases ‘Angels Among Us’ for Newtown Shooting Victims. [GossipCop]

– Macaulay Culkin breaks my heart eating Taco Bell by himself at Christmas time. [ONTD!]

– The 15 most fashionable celebrity kids of 2012. [SocialiteLife]

– Watch the Spice Girls’ story: Viva Forever. Yes, go on, do it. Click the link, it’s got interviews and shit. [PITNB]

– The California Hamster Association (which is apparently a real thing) is mad at Justin Bieber for giving his hamster to a fan last week. Deedeedeedadeedeedohdoh, deeeeeeedadededooooo, dididididideedididideedeedodoudeedoodeedoodoo. Good luck getting that out of your head, mate. [ONTD!]

– Spike Lee says that Django Unchained is ‘disrespectful to [his] ancestors’. Jamie Foxx talks about Leo and Django Unchained. Quentin Tarantino walks us through an entire scene from Django Unchained. [TMZ, ONTD!, PITNB]

– The year in review, on post-its. [Idolator]

– Rihanna is a classy ho. [Dlisted]

– Calvin Harris says creating pop music is easier than making a ham sandwich. [ONTD!]

– 35 times the Westboro Baptist Church lost. [BuzzFeed]

– Lana leaks ‘Dynamite’ and ‘Noir’. [Idolator]

– Hahaha, look at all these awful Anne Hathway red carpet moments. [GoFugYourself]

– While we’re talking about Anne, read the context behind this quote: ‘Seeing myself in Les Miserables makes me cry.’ [ONTD!]

– The top 12 celebrity births of 2012, and the unusual celebrity baby names of 2012. [GossipCop, TooFab]

– The top 25 Cracked articles of the year. Good luck getting out of the inevitable Cracked spiral that will suck your evening away. [Cracked]

– Ariel Winter got her hurrrr did for the holidays. [JustJaredJr]

– The top 10 ‘That Ish Cray’ stories of the year. [PITNB]

– Game of Thrones is the year’s most pirated show. [ONTD!]

– Miley Cyrus debuts a video for her cover of Dolly Parton’s Jolene. [GossipCop]

– 31 kids who are too clever for their own good. [BuzzFeed]

– The 10 best SNL skits from 2012. [ONTD!]

– Gaga’s going to release a documentary on her life next year, filmed by Terry Richardson (of course). [GossipCop]

– Farrah Abraham throws shade at Maci (I think?) because she’s probably back with baby-daddy Ryan Edwards. Because it worked out so well all those other times. *sigh* Poor Bentley. [ONTD!]

– 26 moments that restored our faith in humanity this year. [BuzzFeed]

 

Okay, I’ll catch y’all later because I’ma go watch this Spice Girls doco before it gets taken down. Hope you’re all having a lovely day! XOXO

 

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Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and all of that, from PCP and the celebs!

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Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays to all my lovely PCP readers! I hope you all have a lovely day doing whatever it is you love to do. That’s… my only wish this year.

 

You saw that coming, right?

Anyway, this may be the only post I get up today because I’m going out for lunch and quite frankly, I have 3 bottles of wine ‘to share’ and realistically will probably be too drunk to do anything later. If by some miracle I’m somewhat sober later on, I’ll try to get some links up for y’all, buuuuuuut I wouldn’t hold my breath.

 

In the meantime, here are some tweets from the celebs on Christmas Eve:

Justin Bieber: spending time surrounded by friends & family. its the holidays. a time for love & giving back! no one can take that away. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Rihanna: Well hello Christmas Eve!!

Miley Cyrus: Merry Christmas Eve

Khloe Kardashian: Merry Christmas eve!!!!!!!!

Kim Kardashian: Merry Christmas Eve dolls!

Kourtney Kardashian: Merry Christmas Eve, everyone!

Mick Jagger: Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays!

Snooki: NY w my two boys ❤ everyone have a great Christmas Eve! Xoxo

Emma Roberts: Merry Christmas Eve everybody!

Kelly Ripa: Merry Christmas to all creatures stirring!

Kirstie Alley: Merry Christmas Eve to all…Sugar Plums dancing in your heads…make sure they are organic w no GMO’s 😉 XXO

DJ Pauly D: Happy Holidays To Everyone !!!!

Jon Favreau: Santa’s coming…

Malin Akerman: God Jul! Merry Christmas! Buon Natale! May you all eat till you burst and be surrounded by loved ones.

Whoopi Goldberg: Well y’all Merry Happy Everything you may B celebrating. Here’s to the Human Race. Glad to be part of it. 26 random acts of kindness my goal

Brooklyn Decker: Merry Christmas y’all!

Jane Lynch: How’s about an Xmas eve date with @wreckitralph ?! @SarahKSilverman #johncreilly #jackmcbrayer

Sophia Bush: All I want for Christmas is @michaelurie to be back in LA. And to be able to fly. No big deal.

Nick Lachey: Merry Christmas Eve everyone! Light a fire, grab some egg nog, and spend some time with the family. Looking forward to Cam’s first Christmas

Ricky Gervais: Being a considerate, liberal, law abiding member of society, doesn’t mean you have to be a humourless, nosey interfering c*nt. Merry Xmas.

Heidi Montag: Merry Christmas eve!

Sarah Hyland: Happy and Merry Christmas Eve everyone!!!

Hilary Duff: Happy Christmas Eve!!! Sending love and merry thoughts to everyone today!!! Big hugs and kisses!!!!!

Paula Abdul: #MerryChristmasEve to you all!! :)) Thank you for all your tweets, DMs & warm thoughts! Sending you all so much love! xoxoP

Jay Leno: #MerryChristmasEve!

Carrie Underwood:  hope everyone is having a very merry Christmas Eve! We have so much to be thankful for. Above all, for the birth of Jesus Christ.

Kendall Jenner: good morning it’s Christmas eveeee!

Kylie Jenner: I hope everyone has the most amazing Christmas Eve!

Randy Jackson: Merry Christmas Eve to all the fans!

Alyssa Milano: Merry Christmas sweet twitter family! I hope Santa brings you everything you want. And then some.

Rita Ora: Hello Dubai! The Ora’s have arrived! Merry Xmas!

Emily VanCamp: Wishing everyone a very merry Christmas!!!!!!

Ben Affleck: Happy holidays to All.

Ke$ha: Merry Christmas eve ANIMALZ!!

Chloe Moretz: Skiied all day 🙂 then hot chocolate at the lodge 🙂 oh what a Christmas Eve

 

Here are some pics that celebs have posted about the holidays:

 

And finally, here’s Psy performing Christmas Style, as in ‘heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, Santa Bay-bay, oppa Christmas Style.’

 

Okay, I can’t actually leave this post on that note, so here’s Mariah singing that one Christmas song I never seem to get sick of even though I work retail and probably should be sick of it by now:

 

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The Pregnancy Project

 

Just a quick one today because it’s Christmas eve and I’ve got shit to do.

Actually, when I say ‘I’ve got shit to do,’ I’m lying to you.

What I actually mean is I worked today, went grocery shopping, came home and then was checking TMZ for new stories, and the chick from Spy Kids is getting divorced. I’ve never seen Spy Kids, but for some reason I decided it was absolutely imperative in that moment that I found out what she’d been doing (if anything) since then, so I headed over to her IMDB page, where I found out that she starred in a Lifetime movie called ‘The Pregnancy Project.’ You guys, you know that shit is like kryptonite to me. Made for TV movies based upon actual events being played out by women far too old to be playing 17 year olds? I am IN. So basically that’s where my evening went, and now I’m watching Teen Mom 2. It’s best that I don’t pay too much attention to it because if I do it just makes me angry. Noooo, I don’t know why I keep watching it, either. Teen Mom 2 is like the Chris Brown to my Rihanna. I try to ruuuuuuuun, but I don’t waaaaant to ever leave. OMG I’m tired. Okay, let’s get some links done.

– So after Faye Resnick wrote some blog slamming Brandi and defending her actions on RHOBH last week at Kyle’s dinner party, Bravo took it down because nearly 100% of the responses were slamming Faye and her behaviour. [ONTD!]

-Brooke Mueller takes her kids shopping. SHOPPING ADDICTION! Finally something I can relate to, Brooke. [TMZ]

– Jesse James, like, I can’t deal with the level of disgust I have for him. Of COURSE he supports the NRA. Of. Course. He. Does. (and yet somehow, he had the sense to propose to Kat Von D in person, as opposed to on Twitter, so I guess he’s one up on Deadmau5… kind of.) [ONTD!]

– Meanwhile, check out this list of things the NRA blamed for Sandy Hook. [BuzzFeed]

– Ryan Lanza, the brother of Sandy Hook shooter Adam Lanza, says that he’s a victim, too. [TMZ]

– Jelena are back on, fo’ reals. [PITNB]

– Taylor Swift and Harry Styles went skiing or some shit. [GossipCop]

Ummmm, so look at the girl Shia LaBeouf is dating, compared to the other girls he’s dated…

– 20 of the creepiest vintage holiday photos. [BuzzFeed]

– Jimmy Kimmel asks ‘have you ever hooked up at an office holiday party?’ [GossipCop]

– 25 reasons why Home Alone 2 is better than the original. [BuzzFeed]

– Apparently Demi and Ashton are gearing up for a money battle. [TMZ]

– Frank Ocean’s cut song from Django Unchained. [ONTD!]

– The 20 most unforgivable Twitter spelling mistakes of the year. [BuzzFeed]

– Drake’s pissed because he’s being sued because the club next door to the one Drake and Breezy fought at earlier this year hasn’t been getting as much business lately. What? [TMZ]

 

That’s all for today. Bedtime, see you on Christmas day! xoxo

 

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LiLo’s mad at the Scary Movie guys for turning an below-average joke into an average one.

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Okay, we’re about to talk about the trailer for Scary Movie 5, so if you haven’t seen it yet, watch below and guess what part LiLo’s pissed about:

 

Yeah, it’s not the fact that she’s in the fifth instalment of an average franchise, but rather, the part where she’s screaming because she sees that her probation has been revoked.

Apparently in the working script she was screaming because Herbie: Fully Loaded comes on the TV and the producers never cleared the change with her, and she is PISSED.

Here’s the thing, though. The Herbie: Fully Loaded joke’s not funny. Don’t get me wrong, the probation joke’s not exactly hilarious either, but it’s definitely funnier than the Herbie joke, which doesn’t even make sense. The whole Herbie joke rides on the fact that Herbie is a bad film, and she’s screaming because it’s bad, the implication being that she regrets starring in Herbie and would never make such a choice again, which is interesting when you consider that she’s currently cameoing in Scary Movie 5. It doesn’t work, because the whole thing is based around the idea of ‘OMG! Remember when I was in Herbie: Fully Loaded? I know, it’s so bad. Good thing I’m in _________ now.’ Lindsay hasn’t filmed anything better than Herbie since then, so there’s nothing to fill that blank with.

Replace Lindsay with Mila Kunis for a second, and replace Herbie with some season 1 episode of That 70’s Show. All of a sudden, the joke makes sense, because let’s be honest, season 1 of that 70’s show isn’t great, and Mila’s got a fantastic film career now.

The probation joke is actually kind of funny, in a ‘it’s funny because it’s true’ way, and if she’d let it go and not said anything about it, I would’ve thought it was great that Lindsay could laugh at herself. Getting furious with the producers is just another embarrassment, one that they’ll probably work into Scary Movie 6.

 

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Lindsay has her probation revoked but she’ll probably end up with a free Starbucks instead of jail time.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: December 11, 2012.

Lindsay Lohan can ‘barely pay her rent’, scammed a reality show out of $200,000 worth of home furnishings.

 

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: December 23, 2012.

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– The new poster for Stoker makes me even more excited for it than the last one did. [ONTD!]

– The week in celebrity TwitPics. [GossipCop]

– So in Scary Movie 5 Lindsay’s basically asking us to pretend that she’s in on the joke that is her life. [TMZ]

– Holiday movie kids, then and now. [TooFab]

– Vanessa Hudgens joins Instagram the week everyone threatens to quit Instagram, is wearing a sari. [GossipCop]

– The biggest box office bombs of 2012. [SocialiteLife]

– Demi Lovato performs Mariah’s All I Want For Christmas Is You and slays it. [PITNB]

– Here are some new Lana Del Rey leaks. [ONTD!]

– Wills and Kate will break tradition and spend Christmas with her family instead of the Queen. [GossipCop]

– MTV’s other Jersey Shore replacement Washington Heights has a promo video now. [PITNB]

– 26 letters from kids to Santa. 25 and 26 fucked my shit up. [BuzzFeed]

– They’ve exhumed the bodies of the In Cold Blood murderers to use DNA testing to see if they were responsible for murdering a Florida family as well. I’m currently reading In Cold Blood, and let me tell you, for a book that’s about the horrific murder of a family, it is dull. I’m halfway through now though so I can’t just give up on it. [Time]

– Demi Moore is trying to save face. [TMZ]

– Elle Fanning talks about her first on screen kiss while wearing Chanel. [JustJaredJr]

– Nas is facing a $10 million lawsuit over a kidnapping. [GossipCop]

– The most spectacular buildings that were never built. [Flavorwire]

– Catelynn and Tyler from Teen Mom are planning their wedding, and look at the TM/TM2 casts when they were babies. [ONTD!]

– Check out the cover art for JB’s acoustic version of Believe. [PITNB]

– In memoriam: TV shows and characters we lost in 2012. [Vulture]

– The DJs behind the Kate Middleton prank may be facing charges now. [TMZ]

– Miley Cyrus’ new album is ‘nowhere near what you think’, says Pharrell. If I thought it was going to be awesome, does that mean that it’s nowhere near awesome, Pharrell? Seriously though I’m totally excited for it. [ONTD!]

– Simon Cowell is banging Carmen Electra, owes LA Reid $20,000 because Tate Stevens won X-Factor. [PITNB, GossipCop]

– The best celebrity engagement rings of 2012. [PopSugar]

– Here’s Selena Gomez arriving at LAX. [ImNotObsessed]

– Check out the trailer for Ryan Gosling’s latest movie, The Place Beyond the Pines. [PITNB]

 

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The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: December 21 + 22, 2012.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: December 19 + 20, 2012.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: December 18, 2012.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: December 17, 2012.

The stories I don’t have time to tell you about: December 16, 2012.