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A somewhat belated post about the Emmy Awards.

Hello, dears. I apologise for the delay in this post, I intended to have it up yesterday and then my Internet crapped out all day. Please forgive me, and we’ll get straight into it:

Let’s start with the red carpet, and segue into the after party photos:

Opening the show, Zooey Deschanel, Christina Hendricks and Mindy Kaling are all backstage preparing their ‘I can’t believe I won!’ faces (and Mindy’s is the best.). Lena Dunham is disgusting, but what else is new? And finally, Kathy Bates is the unsinkable Molly no matter what she does (unless it’s Misery).

Jimmy’s opening speech was decent, and you can watch that and the opening speech here.

As for onstage antics, Jimmy Fallon and Stephen Colbert tackled Jon Stewart when he won for Best Variety show:

Jimmy Kimmel got Josh Groban to perform a partially past-tense rendition of One Direction’s What Makes You Beautiful in memoriam… to Jimmy Kimmel:

And finally, the winners were…


Eric Stonestreet, “Modern Family”


Louis C.K., “Louis”


Julie Bowen, “Modern Family”


Kathy Bates, “Two and a Half Men”


Jimmy Fallon, “Saturday Night Live”


Steve Levitan, “Modern Family”


Jon Cryer, “Two and a Half Men”


Julia Louis-Dreyfus, “Veep”


“The Amazing Race”


Tom Bergeron, “Dancing with the Stars”


Aaron Paul, “Breaking Bad”


Alex Gansa, Howard Gordon, Gideon Raff, “Homeland”


Maggie Smith, “Downton Abby”


Martha Plimpton, “The Good Wife”


Jeremy Davies, “Justified”


Tim Van Patten, “Homeland”


Damian Lewis, “Homeland”


Claire Danes, “Homeland”


Louis C.K., “Louis C.K. Live at the Beacon Theatre”


Glenn Weiss, Tony Awards


“The Daily Show with Jon Stewart”


Jessica Lange, “American Horror Story”


Tom Berenger, “Hatfields & McCoys”


Danny Strong, “Game Change”


Julianne Moore, “Game Change”


Jay Roach, “Game Change”


Kevin Costner, “Hatfields & McCoys”


“Game Change”




“Modern Family”

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I can’t even be bothered separating Lindsay and Amanda posts anymore, so just come in here and we’ll catch up with both of them, yeah?

Okay, let’s start with Lindsay today.

First up, here’s the first teaser trailer for Liz and Dick:


Don’t judge me, but I’m totally excited about this and will absolutely be watching it.

The always entertaining Dina Lohan has said that if she were to do it all again, she ‘might not’ have put LiLo into showbiz. Her choice of words in ‘might not’ make me giggle, because anyone with a braincell can figure out that she would absolutely do it all over again, because she has money and who cares how fucked up Lindsay is because of it? That being said, even if Lindsay wasn’t in showbusiness I don’t think she had a chance in hell of turning out okay with Michael and Dina as her parents, unfortunately. In fact, I think she would’ve ended up like Amber from Teen Mom.

Here are some of the other key quotes from Dina to the New York Daily News:

I was born into the business. My mother was an entertainer. It was natural. But yes, in the next life, I might not do it.

I’m certainly not making excuses for Lindsay’s behavior. But she’s a 26-year-old woman.

I don’t party with Lindsay. In the early years, I would go with her to clubs, because I wanted to see who the enablers were.

Let’s stop there, and look at this photo for a minute:

That’s from this time last year. Okay? Okay. Let’s move on.

I have questions about [Lindsay’s assistant] Gavin. There have been numerous incidents with Lindsay where he has been present. It’s all very sketchy.

My 80-year-old mother was there, and she’s Italian-American, and to be able to have a glass of red wine there for her is normal for our family. Some people who want to quit drinking do it cold turkey and some do it gradually — you want to keep a balance. I don’t know what’s a right way or a wrong way. – On Dina’s decision to serve liquor at her 50th birthday party this year.

Providing us with a nice segue from Lindsay to Amanda, we have Goodyear, who have offered to provide both girls with free driving lessons via my favourite form of communication, the open letter. You can read both letters here.

Now, let’s get to Amanda, because she’s having a busy week, and honestly, the sooner I get this done the better, because I have to be up at 3am to catch a flight, and it’s 8pm now and I’ve got shit to do. For those of you interested, I’m in New Orleans at the moment, which is one of my favourite cities to far (although I think that about basically everywhere), and I’m flying to Albuquerque before heading to Santa Fe tomorrow. Also, in a completely unrelated sidenote, I decided today that if I was going to open up a knick knack shop in Albuquerque I would call it Albu-QUIRKY! But since I’m Australian and don’t particularly want to own a knick knack store, feel free to take that and use it as your own if you live there and are interested in that. My gift to you.

You like how I’m like ‘I’ve got shit to do!’ and then ramble on and on? Yeah. Okay, let’s actually get to Amanda now.

So the other day she was walking down the street and was being photographed, and she asked the man to delete a photo because ‘[she] needs to look beautiful,’ and when he didn’t she pinched him a whole lot. It’s totally bizarre, and you can watch it here. It’s definitely worth the time, it’s made it into my top 10 paparazzi videos of all time already.

Meanwhile, Amanda’s lawyer, agent and publicist have all ditched her over the past few weeks, according to TMZ. They say that all three said that they never had any problems with her until recently, saying that she’s become ‘extremely difficult’ and ‘uncontrollable.’

And, last but not least, she’s also been charged with two counts of driving on a suspended license, so LiLo, there you go, if she’s convicted she can face up to six months in jail for each offence.

What a great week for my favourite trainwrecks. I am loving life.


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Okay, let’s talk about this whole Paris Hilton fiasco, then.


Ohhhh, Paris.

If you’ve been following PCP for a little while, you’ve probably picked up that I have this sick love for Paris (and all the other girls who’ve done jailtime) and the shit she does so well: Being rich, stupid, and marketing herself to the point where she never has to learn anything other than how to continue to stay relevant. Like I’ve said, I’m genuinely interested in hearing her new album, and not in any kind of ironic manner. I know, I know, I’m sick.

But when I have that position on her and then something like this goes and happens, well, it doesn’t make me feel great.

The ‘this’ I’m talking about, if you’re unaware, is this: Paris was in a cab with a gay, male friend of hers the other day, and the conversation was being secretly recorded by the cabbie. Unfortunately for Paris, the ick factor of cabbies recording your conversations is drowned out by the awful shit she happened to be spewing that night.

Basically, her friend is telling her about Grindr, and Paris says ‘Eww… Gay guys are the horniest people in the world.’

Her friend replies ‘Gay guys are too much,’ and Paris says: ‘They’re disgusting… and, dude, most of them probably have AIDS. I would be so scared if I was a gay guy… you’ll, like, die of AIDS.’

Erghhhhhhh. God, Paris, you do say some awful, ignorant shit sometimes. You can listen to the audio here.

Okay, on the one hand, I kind of feel bad for Paris because if you took half my drunken, private conversations  with my friends out of context and put them on the Internet for the world to listen to, I would have no friends and people would throw trash at me in the street. On the other hand, the shit she’s saying is fucked up and she needs to be accountable for that.

Here’s the statement her rep released:

Paris Hilton’s comments were to express that it is dangerous for anyone to have unprotected sex that could lead to a life threatening disease.

The conversation became heated, after a close gay friend told her in a cab ride, a story about a gay man who has AIDS and is knowingly having unprotected sex.

He also discussed a website that encourages random sex by gay men with strangers. As she was being shown the website her comments were in reference to those people promoting themselves on the site. The cab driver who recorded this, only provided a portion of the conversation.

It was not her intent to make any derogatory comments about all gays. Paris Hilton is a huge supporter of the gay community and would never purposefully make any negative statements about anyone’s sexual orientation.

Soon after, she released a statement through GLAAD (the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation), saying:

As anyone close to me knows, I always have been and always will be a huge supporter of the gay community. I am so sorry and so upset that I caused pain to my gay friends, fans and their families with the comments heard this morning.

I was having this private conversation with a friend of mine who is gay and our conversation was in no way towards the entire gay community. It is the last thing that I would ever want to do and I cannot put into words how much I wish I could take back every word.

HIV/AIDS can hurt anyone, gay and straight, men and women. It’s something I take very seriously and should not have been thrown around in conversation.

Gay people are the strongest and most inspiring people I know. It is so wrong when people bully or put down others for being gay. No one should have to go through that.

Again, I am so sorry from the bottom of my heart and I feel absolutely horrible. I hope that everyone can accept my apology and know that it is not who I am or how I feel in any way.


Soooo, how are we feeling about this, guys? Do we believe her apology? I want to believe that she’s being sincere, but still, that’s some fucked up shit that she said right there. That being said, I’m sure it will all blow over in time because these things always do. Leave me a comment and let me know what you think.


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If I worked at a gym there’s no way I’d kick Amanda Bynes out of my class.



Amanda, Amanda, Amanda. Whatever will we do with you?

Oh, who am I kidding? I don’t ever want you to change a thing, I love you just the way you are, you batshit bitch.

So this time, she got her ass kicked out of the gym. Here’s how shit went down.

She rocked up at spin class, and was doing her thaaaaang, until she suddenly got bored and decided to switch bikes. After wandering around the room for ages, she picked a new bike closer to the mirror, where she promptly took off her shirt to reveal a black push up bra. (A-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah take your shirt off!)

25 minutes into the class she got bored again and hopped off her bike to reapply all her make up. After standing in front of the mirror reapplying her eyeliner, lipstick, everything, the instructor basically told her to GTFO.

For the record, she’s not banned (yet).


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These two are like kindred spirits. Can you imagine how good the gossip would be if these two became BFFs? OMG, I can’t even. Just thinking about it makes me grin. It’d be even better than Lindsay and Paris. It’s such a shame that Amanda probably hates Lindsay as much as LiLo hates her.

Anyway, let’s start with Amanda, because she’s the flavour of the month. Her judge basically told her to get her shit together because the next time she fucks up there will be ‘significant bail’ imposed on her. The DA’s office (that’s district attorney, for those of you who don’t eat up SVU like it’s crack) wanted an immediate $50 grand bail placed on her for the DUI, and used the hit and runs to basically say that she’s terrorising the streets of LA when she’s behind the wheel, but the Judge denied the bail request because the hit and runs happened before her license was suspended on August 25th. So I guess that means that if she gets caught driving on a suspended license again, her ass is going to jail for a few hours, at least.

Meanwhile, Miss Lindsay, ran someone down in what I can only assume is sheer dedication to her title as ‘Biggest celebrity trainwreck of all time’.

So she was driving her Porche in NYC and while she was trying to park, hit some guy. It was the middle of the night, but apparently no one thought to check to see if she was all liquored up. Mmm.

So anyway, after she and her posse checked to see if the guy fucked her car up, they went inside the Dream Downtown hotel. Around 2:30am, the cops turned up and arrested her for the misdemeanor of leaving the scene of an accident, and released with a desk appearance ticket. Although my SVU watching doesn’t tell me really what that means, she’s gonna end up in court again, so the LiLo courthouse fashion parade 2012 is back on.

LiLo’s rep says:

While some of the facts are still being gathered, it appears that this is much ado about nothing. We are confident this matter will be cleared up in the coming weeks and the claims being made against Lindsay will be proven untrue.

Meanwhile, TMZ says that although the man was taken to the hospital, the surveillance tapes show that the car barely touched him, if at all. It does, however, mean a potential probation violation for Lindsay from her jewelry theft case.


For what it’s worth, LiLo was backstage with Slash before she supposedly hit this guy, and he’s defending her. He says:

The situation last night w/Lindsey was a lame paparazzi stunt. She didn’t do anything. it’s being blown out of proportion.

Now, he wasn’t there, so he didn’t see it happen, but I guess what he’s saying is ‘she wasn’t drunk/er than me.’ and a bunch of other witnesses have also said that Lindsay wasn’t drunk, and that she was hanging out with other sober people.

I guess we’ll see how it all shakes out… Stay tuned!


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Any excuse to post Michael Lohan in his mesh shirt.

Before we get started, let me just give my dear friend Mark a shout out for keeping me up to date on Dina and Michael Lohan’s blogworthy behaviour.

Okay, so as we know, Amanda Bynes was caught driving with a suspended license earlier this week, and while her car was impounded, she wasn’t arrested. Fellow child star turned trainwreck LiLo isn’t too happy about this, and you know what? I kind of agree with her. She tweeted:

Why did I get put in jail and a nickelodeon star has had NO punishment(s) so far?

What Lindsay has failed to realise is that Amanda has been charged and is scheduled to appear in court, and is facing jail time is she’s convicted, but yeah. The fact that she didn’t get her ass arrested when she was caught driving with a suspended license after two hit and runs and a DUI is pretty fucked, and I think if I was in Lindsay’s position I’d be super pissed, too. But Miss Lilo might just be lashing out because she’s got enough on her plate for this week.

Her parents, Michael ‘I kicked my girlfriend in the vagina one time’ Lohan and Dina ‘I’m the white Oprah but I make out with my daughter when we get drunk together’ Lohan are duking it out on Dr. Phil this week.

Of. Course. They. Are.

I love these two because they’re even bigger trainwrecks than all the party girls combined. On the other hand, I feel incredibly sorry for Lindsay because when you learn even the basics about her parents it answers every question you ever had about why Lindsay is the way she is, and it’s so unfortunate for her.

Okay, let’s get into it.

Dina Lohan went to Dr Phil with the intent, I suppose, to defend herself against the accusations of the public that she’s basically the worst mother of all time ever. Good old Michael Lohan, never one to skip an opportunity to get in the media to talk shit about whoever he’s mad at that day, sent in a whole pile of questions for Dr Phil to ask Dina. Of course.

This is how shit played out.

Dina Lohan was about as sober as Lisa Robin Kelly in this interview:


Here’s the trailer for the show:


Okay, so you can watch all the clips from  the show here, and listen to Dina say the following bizarre things:

– ‘I feel like we’re on a date,’ to Dr Phil as he asks her about her relationship with Michael.

– ‘I’m certainly being scrutinised by, you know, “you people”–the media.’ Dina’s response to Dr Phil accusing her of being fake and giving her ‘soundbite buzz words that [she] doesn’t know the meaning of.’

– ‘[laughing] You’re like, in your little tie, with your little shoes.’ to Dr Phil, who asks for clarification to which she replies ‘do the math, it’s on video.’

– ‘You’re mad at me so I have to.’ – Dina’s response to Dr Phil asking her if she wants to answer Michael’s questions.

– ‘If [Lindsay] was living in New York five of those would be obsolete.’ – On Lindsay’s series of trainwrecks since 2005.

At one point, she goes to high five Dr Phil, and he leaves her hanging.

Then comes my favourite part, where Michael Lohan comes in via satellite, Dr Phil shows him Dina’s answers to his questions, and he watches, wide-eyed and cracking up the entire time. When Phil asks him what he thinks of Dina’s answers, he says ‘was she drinking before the interview?’ and laughs, and Dr Phil says ‘I wasn’t with her so I don’t know,’ with a smile that says ‘Probably, yeah.’

Basically what I’m saying is:

1) Dr Phil’s not even pretending to be a psychologist anymore and has completely sold out, but I’m so fine with it.

2) Dina Lohan is a terrible liar and in this interview she reminds me of Lisa Robin Kelly and Kim from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

3) Michael Lohan is a much better liar than Dina, but he also might be a sociopath.

4) Lindsay never had a chance in hell with these two idiots raising her.


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I can’t get enough of Amanda Bynes’ antics, I really can’t.

So after having her license suspended after treating Los Angeles like a giant, real life game of Grand Theft Auto (with less emphasis on the theft and more on the part where you just aimlessly drive into shit and have no consequences), Amanda was caught driving this week.

The cops stopped her in Burbank around 9am, and when they ran her license, saw it was suspended. They impounded her car. HA! Oh, Amanda, you crazy bitch. I can’t get enough of you, baby.

They gave her a ticket, which in my mind is waaay anti-climactic, but hey, it’s still early days. If we’re going in Lohan-trainwreck years, this is like, what, 2006 for Amanda? That means we’ve got like at least 5 more years of shit like this before Amanda sees any real consequences. I’ll certainly be enjoying all the stops along the way.

Remember, guys, it’s the journey, not the destination. Until next time…


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Okay. Here’s my deal with Miss Xtina. I love Stripped, love Back to Basics even more. But then it took four years for Bionic to come out and it was a big, steaming pile of shit. Like, Not Myself Tonight is catchy and I’m into it, but Vanity, for me, is like slutty acrylics on a child’s chalkboard. I say child’s because her kid is at the end of it.



Kill. Me.


After Bionic, I straight up went off Christina. Wasn’t interested in anything she had going on, couldn’t have cared less. And then I watched The Voice and loved the shit out of it. It reignited the spark of my Christina Aguilera fandom enough that I watched Burlesque (and for the record, loved it. Put your hands up, show me how you burlesque!!) and well, here we are.

So after the massive flop that was Bionic, it seems Christina was as keen to move on from the entire era as everyone else was, pushing up her new album release from her standard four years between albums to a more manageable two years.

The new single, called Your Body, is cool. I’m actually really into it. Listen to it here. It sounds like Christina, which I think was missing from the last album which sounded like a whole bunch of Gaga rejects. I like the electropop synth vibe, the tempo is cool, the hook is wicked and is my favourite part of the song, and most importantly, it’s got a good balance of pop melody and vocal acrobatics (Beyonce, I’m looking at you. Sometimes your fans want to be able to sing along, ya know?).

Anyway, enough from me, what do you think of Xtina’s new single? Are you looking forward to Lotus, the new album?



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PCP Poll – Natalie Portman vs. Mila Kunis.

Hello again from Miami, my lovers. For those of you who are interested, we drove the Florida Keys today, and as much as I’d like to be like ‘it’s so beautiful, I loved every second of it!’ the truth is that I loathe hot weather and it was SWELTERING today, so basically I just had a six hour diva fit but got some lovely photos. What can you do, hey?

Moving on, though, today’s question: Who’s your favourite Black Swan babe?

Natalie Portman,


or Mila Kunis?



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Let’s catch up with Britney real quick.



So I’ve been traveling all freaking day, and if you’re interested…


… You get the point. Anyway, it’s after midnight here so I’m going to make this quick so I can get some sleep, but I’ve always got time for Britney.

So the other day, Simon Cowell revealed that on that first day of filming X-Factor when Britney went to the bathroom, and the whole Internet freaked out and thought she was storming off, she was actually having a panic attack backstage and told Simon that she wasn’t sure if she could do it. Obviously the show went on, so everything worked out, but, ugh, I genuinely worry about the girl’s mental health and I just hope the people around her do too and aren’t just forcing her into doing this because of the massive paycheck. Ergh.

That being said, there are full page print ads for X-Factor in all the tabloids I bought for the plane today, and she looks totally fierce, so I’ve been stanning all day. Then when I got to the hotel and got my ‘office’ set up (read: found enough plugs to charge my macbook, iphone and modem), I saw the following two videos, and the part of me that was worried got too excited about all the shit that’s going on right now with her to care. Be honest, if you’re a Britney fan you’ve done the same thing, where you argue about how you just want her to be happy and healthy, but then you hear about a possible new album or something and you forget all about that because you’re way too fucking excited to give a shit about what she wants in that moment. Yes, I’m a horrible selfish person, I know, but look at these videos! Aww, Britney!



The second video is the commercial for Twister Dance, and you can watch it here.

That’s really all for now, although I’m sure there’ll be more to talk about soon now that X-Factor’s about to start. Eeee! Oh, and in other news, I’ll have this week’s PCP Favourite post up ASAP, I’ve had no time, my friends, but I thank you al for your patience. XOXO


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