See, I knew I liked her for a reason, just like I knew I didn’t like Kristen Stewart for a reason.
The guy in the photo up there is Mike Oliveri, who suffers from muscular dystrophy and has trouble paying for all his medical bills.
He met Paris at a club the other week, and after chatting with her that night, they became friends, and then Paris sent him $5000, which in his words ‘saved his life.’
You can watch his video below which is basically a 6 minute love letter to Paris Hilton and her friends, but it’s sweet, and it’s nice to hear something about her that’s not just about who she’s fucking or what she’s snorting these days.
Team Paris (unless it’s against Nicole… then Team Nicole) forever! Release your new album already!
Paul Nassif has filed for legal separation from his Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Adrienne Maloof after 9 years of marriage.
In a statement to RadarOnline, Adrienne said:
I’m so sorry that this is happening but my children are my life and sometimes we need to do what’s best for them.
It’s an unfortunate situation but, I have to have my kids best interest at heart.
Is anyone really surprised by this? I mean, all these guys did was fight during the first two seasons of RHOBH, and although Adrienne was one of my faves in season one, she was a giant wench to Lisa in the season 2 reunion, so I’m having problems giving a shit about this. You know who she is? Tiffany, from Daria, or Gretchen, from Mean Girls. The popular girl who’s only popular because she snakes all her besties behind their backs and forms an alliance with whoever is closest at the time.
Anyway, apparently in season 3 all the girls gang up on Adrienne a whole lot, and it sounds like there’s a shit-ton of drama, so you can bet your ass I’ll be loving every second of it.
Well, lovers, without a series of polls, these are now just going to be mostly unrelated polls about whatever the fuck comes into my head. You can see why this is the first of these, as Britney is always at the forefront of my mind. That’s not the case for everyone, though, so have your say!
Welcome to today’s edition of PCP’s Favourite, the second entry in our famous kids series. Today we’re looking at my favourite children of celebrities, and I’m sure it’ll be no surprise to any of you which children make the list. Sorry, Shiloh. Better luck next time.
05 Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline.Famous parent: Britney Spears.
Why I love them: Well, they’re Britney’s kids. What else can you say? What else do you need? Oh okay, well if you insist on an actual reason, here’s a video of them being ridiculously cute and dancing to Toxic:
And if you’re wondering which one I favour, it’s Sean Preston, only because I feel like the majority of Britney’s fanbase favours JJ because he looks so much like baby-Britney, and also because he’s a diva on the dance floor:
04 The Beckhams.Famous parents: Victoria and David Beckham.
Why I love them: They’re just so well dressed. All of them. Say what you want about the Beckhams, they are one fierce, fierce looking family. The boys are all adorable, and now with Harper as well? Well, you know she’s going to be a huge diva when she grows up.
03 Lourdes ‘Lola’ Leon.Famous parent: Madonna.
Why I love her: She’s fierce. I mean, how could she not be, she’s the daughter of the queen of pop, so it’s in her genetics, and she seems like a pretty normal teenager despite her mother being a huge star, which is cool. Aside from that, though? She’s super pretty and has her own fashion line, I WANT HER LIFE.
Just ignore the parts with Kelly Osbourne. Yuck. If you watch around 6:30 you can see Lola looking bored while her mother speaks to her. See? Normal teenage girl.
02 Willow Smith.Famous parents: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith.
Why I love her:
Whip My Hair is my jam and if she comes to Australia and performs I will be there because I think she’s a fantastic entertainer for someone who’s not even in their teens yet. Also I think she’s a decent role model for other kids, so good on her.
01 Suri Cruise.Famous parents: Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise.
Why I love her: She is by far the prettiest celebrity spawn, I mean, look at her, she’s like a real life doll. She’s also the poutiest and probably one of the most spoilt children in the history of ever, and yes, if you’re wondering, I’m incredibly jealous of her life. If you’re a big weirdo like me, then here’s a video of her first public words, to paparazzi taking photos of her:
And here’s Katie talking about Suri and some other stuff that’s not as important:
Okay, so aside from the fact that I adore Chloë, and Julianne Moore, the Carrie remake also stars Judy Greer as gym teacher Miss Desjardin, who tries to protect Carrie. If you’re all ‘who the fuck is that?’ well, shame on you, because Judy Greer is fantastic, and here’s why:
1) She’s Fern Mayo, like hold the mayo:
2) She’s Kitty Sanchez, and this is the last time you’ll ever see these:
3) She’s Fatty McGoo:
She’s also amazing in a whole bunch of other things, but those three are predominately responsible for my Judy Greer fandom.
Annnnyway, I can’t embed the video of Chloë filming a scene by the pool, so you can click here to watch it. If you’re wondering who the mean girls are going to be, Portia Doubleday plays Chris Hargenson, and Gabriella Wilde will be Sue Snell, the popular girl who regrets the actions of her and her friends. Ansel Elgort will play Sue’s boyfriend Tommy Ross, who escorts Carrie to the prom.
So Madonna pissed off a whole bunch of her Parisian fans the other day.
Here’s the deal. Madge added a last-minute, more intimate version of her MDNA tour to her schedule. Her fans camped outside for the concert after paying up to hundreds of dollars for tickets. Madge then performed a much abbreviated, 45 minute version of her tour, and the fans lost their shit.
Throwing bottles onto the stage, they chanted ‘remboursez’, meaning ‘refund,’ and then ‘salope,’ meaning ‘slut.’
Personally I wouldn’t pay that much to see Madge anyway, I don’t think, but if saaaaay, my girl Britney charged me hundreds of dollars and the show only went for 45 minutes I’d be pretty upset about it. What do you think?
Lady Gaga’s set to make her big-screen acting debut in Machete Kills, the follow up to 2010’s Machete.
Robert Rodriguez made the announcement on Twitter, writing:
I just finished working with @LadyGaga on @MacheteKills, she kicked SO MUCH ASS! Holy Smokes. Blown away!
Lady Gaga then followed this up with her confirmation, tweeting:
Yes its true, I will be making my debut as an actress in the amazing MACHETE KILLS BY @RODRIGUEZ IM SO EXCITED!!! AH! Filming was insane.
Honestly, I genuinely think she’ll do better than most singer-turned-actresses in her film debut. I think being Lady Gaga in itself requires quite a bit of acting, even aside from her epic videos, and she pulls it off well, so she’s probably a natural actress. So on that note, congrats to Gaga, I’m sure she’ll be amazing.
On the other hand, here’s a photo she posted to her fans on Twitter the other day:
‘Ermahgerd, is that Gaga’s vergerrrrnerrrr?!’
Don’t worry, apparently that’s a nude thong she’s wearing. Point is, Gaga’s a smart girl, she knows exactly the kind of reaction she’s going to get from posting a nearly nude photo of herself. I guess she was just feeling a little low in the self-esteem department that day and felt like causing some drama. I get a little sick of Gaga pulling controversy-generating stunts, she’s like a tiny Madonna and not in a great way.
And that’s about it, so all in all, Gaga and I end up neutral once again.
Lana Del Rey did an interview with Nova about her first Australian tour with Tim Blackwell, and announced that she will be releasing a deluxe version of Born To Die with ‘around 7 new songs.’
It will be called the Paradise Edition, and if you’re interested, you can hear the 14 minute interview here. She talks about the re-release around the 12:00 mark and says that this re-release will be the end of this era of her music.
I adore Born To Die so I’m very excited to hear the 7 new songs, although I’m very curious to hear what her next era will bring.
And so the fallout begins. A day after Kristen and Rupert publicly admitted and apologised for their infidelity, Robert Pattinson has moved out of the house he shares with his whore.
What I don’t understand is why he moved out. For real, he seriously should’ve kicked her out, right? Like, Kristen Stewart homeless on the side of the street are paparazzi photos that would make my life. I’m exaggerating, obviously, but it’s whatever.
According to People magazine, he’s currently cut off all contact with her.
Much like Tom Cruise (but not insane and far more likeable), Rob is currently very upset; apparently he was blindsided by the fact that she’s an awful little gremlin bitch.
Hands up if you can’t wait for Breaking Dawn part 2 to come out just to see the publicity photos for it.
Oh, and apparently Kristen and Rupert never actually had sex, they just ‘kissed passionately,’ but I’m enjoying the lurid affair version far more, so I’m actively choosing to believe the worst. You can make your own decisions, though.
Anyway, I’m sure this will just be the beginning, so I’ll keep you posted.
What this post should be called is I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG ABOUT KRISTEN FUCKFACE STEWART.
So this photo hit this web and basically I ignored it because I try to ignore everything where I have to look at or think about Kristen Stewart, but here’s the deal. Kristen cheated on Rob with the married director of her Snow White and the Huntsman film, and now they’ve both issued apology statements. First up, here’s the photographic evidence that’s in this week’s issue of Us Weekly, and while we’re at it, let’s take a moment to a) thank Us Weekly for this story, and b) congratulate them on finally getting a story right.
Kristen’s statement to People magazine reads:
I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry.
Rupert Sanders’ statement, also to People magazine:
I am utterly distraught about the pain I have caused my family. My beautiful wife and heavenly children are all I have in this world. I love them with all my heart. I am praying that we can get through this together.
Point is, for all the people who came at me over this post, suck it. I was right about her, she’s exactly as awful and disgusting as I thought she was. I hope Rob dumps her and starts fucking Victoria’s Secret models. At least they know how to smile.