(‘Lil) Bow Wow banged Kim Kardashian.
This is great. For some reason, Bow Wow was on some radio show the other day, and basically said in not so many words that he fucked Kimmy K. Honestly, I don’t care if this is true or not, but if it is, I assume it went something like this:
You’ll probably need to watch that or be familiar with the lyrics of this song for the rest of this post to make any sense to you.
First up, I hope he made her ‘say it, Bow Wow Wow,’ because you know ‘he got it locked down from the east to the west.’ And then right in the middle he should’ve been like ‘I’m hard to forget. What makes it even worse? I’m just gettin’ started.’
Maybe Snoop Dogg was in the corner of the room while it happened, ”coz [he] wanna smack it up. [They] do it to [her] doggystyle, big bow wow in [her] mouth, Bow Wow.’
Maybe afterwards she invited him over to meet her family, and he was all ‘Yeah that’s me, that got your daughter in a frenzy. Yeah that’s me, that got her arguin’ with her friends.’
Because ‘all the girls around the world, they love how it’s going down.’